Jessica Alba and Fat Albert
Jessica Alba was spotted with her boy-pal at Kritik Clothing Launch at Casa Casaurina yesterday. And I must say the guy is getting fat. Looks like he has a too good of a life. His woman is working all day and he just sits at home eating and spending Jessica’s money. Isn’t that every mans dream?
1 Comment »Jay Mohr Gets Cox
“Comedian” Jay Mohr exchanged wedding vows with “Las Vegas” actress Nikki Cox in a ceremony held at Los Angeles.
Mohr, 36, first met Cox when he guest-starred on her show.
So the Jay man finally tied the knot. Hey, he probably got the hottest chick he will ever get and he knew it. So he did it.
I have no idea what Nikki Cox is attracted to? We all know it can’t be the money (he has none) and it can’t be his sense of humor. What’s left?
Tiger Woods Juice Works
Tiger Woods finally did it. He took his 9club and made his wife Elin pregnant.
Quote: “We are expecting our first child this summer, Obviously, we couldn’t be happier and our families are thrilled. I have always wanted to be a dad. I just wish my father could be around to share the experience.”
And Leopard Woods will be born!
Cassie In a Bikini In Miami
The young American R&B singer Cassie was caught at a beach in Miami wearing only a tiny bikini. Looks like she had a blast. Thank god she’s taking a break from “singing”.
It puts the lotion on the skin!
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Jessica Simpson Officially Up For Grabs
A year after Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey filed for divorce, they have finally agreed to a settlement in the division of their marital assets.
In documents obtained by Us Weekly and filed in Los Angeles Superior Court on Dec. 19, Simpson, 26, and Lachey, 33, have finally agreed to a division of their property. However, the couple had all identifying information about their assets and debts sealed by the courts. They both further agreed to be bound by the confidential agreement.
Simpson filed for divorce from Lachey on November 23, 2005 after three and a half years of marriage.
Finally officially free. Now all religious people can have guilt free sex with her. Paaarteeey!
Lindsay The Wonky Eye II
Lindsay Lohan wants to be so much like Paris Hilton she has developed an wonky eye.
She has done it all so far. Shown her love-muffin, flashed her boobs and now this. The wonky eye. I wonder when we’re going to she the sex tape.
1 Comment »Picture Moment With Jami Miller
Jami Miller Miss Hawaiian Tropic in a very sexy lingerie.
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Michael Jordan Files for Divorce
Michael Jordan and his wife, Juanita, filed for divorce Friday after 17 years of marriage.
“Michael and Juanita Jordan mutually and amicably decided to end their 17-year marriage,” the couple said in a statement issued through their lawyers. “A judgment for dissolution of their marriage was entered today. There will be no further statements.”
The couple said “irreconcilable differences have caused an irretrievable breakdown of the marriage.” The couple said attempts to reconcile their marriage had failed and future ones “would be impractical and not in the best interests of the family.”
Juanita Jordan previously filed for divorce in January 2002 but withdrew her petition a month later when the couple announced they were attempting a reconciliation.
The Jordans, who have lived separately since February, will share custody of their children, according to court documents.
“The co-petitioners acknowledge that although their marriage is ending, they desire to resolve all of the issues surrounding the dissolution of marriage in the most amicable, expeditious and private fashion possible, for the benefit of themselves and their children,” the documents read.
Yes! Michael finally did it. He got rid of the crazy bitch. He tried it once, but the succubus got him back. I sure know what the irreconcilable differences are – other women, Michael wants to get laid, as much as possible! He is a smart man and he knows that life is only so long and he should take advantage of it. Go Mike, it’s your birthday, go Mike!
Mike Tyson Arrested
Mike Tyson was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence and possession of cocaine after police stopped him shortly after he left a Scottsdale nightclub.
Sgt. Larry Hall said the boxer was stopped after his car almost struck a sheriff’s vehicle while leaving the club at about 1:45 a.m.
“He showed signs of impairment and voluntarily submitted to field sobriety tests,” said Hall, a member of the Buckeye Police Department who was working in the area as part of a holiday DUI task force.
Hall said Tyson was placed under arrest after “showing more signs of impairment” during the field sobriety tests. Police then found cocaine on him and in his car, Hall said. The boxer was alone in the car.
Oh no he didn’t! Mike just can’t keep it straight huh? Well…er… I… I have nothing to say, because I like me ears and I’d like to keep them. Thank you very much.
PS: Is he trying to lick someone on the mugshot picture?
1 Comment »Picture Moment With Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson leaving Club Social in Hollywood. See you can still look very beautiful without skanky clothes nor showing your “fun zone”.
Girls these days should learn something from her. (Not the singing tho *shrugs*)
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