Lindsay Lohan is Hurt from Stripping

Lindsay Lohan is bruised and hurt from dancing on a stripper’s pole. She is doing it (yea right) to prepare for a movie role as a topless (got to see that!) dancer. The movie is called “I Know Who Killed Me“.

Like she needs more lessons for undressing.

She also sent an email bitching about it to her friends:

An e-mail she sent to pals last week has the subject title: “They’re all whores, they’re all whores . . . xcept for some obviously!” Lohan wrote in the note, “So . . . 3 hours of pole dancing and bruised. everywhere . . . I mean we’re talkin’ like, UPPER AND INNER THIGH ACTION-bruised . . . like a walking black-and-blue mark.

“I mean really though, really, I didn’t know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body. Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect the [c-word]s now. . . I’m not gonna lie to ya.”

Please learn how to sp3ll, kids. (Like I know how)

Anyway she will be done in about 5 weeks. Can’t wait for her to get drunk in meanwhile and show off her “new” skills in public. Oh what a great day it would be for me.

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