Michael Jordan Files for Divorce

Michael Jordan and his wife, Juanita, filed for divorce Friday after 17 years of marriage.

“Michael and Juanita Jordan mutually and amicably decided to end their 17-year marriage,” the couple said in a statement issued through their lawyers. “A judgment for dissolution of their marriage was entered today. There will be no further statements.”

The couple said “irreconcilable differences have caused an irretrievable breakdown of the marriage.” The couple said attempts to reconcile their marriage had failed and future ones “would be impractical and not in the best interests of the family.”

Juanita Jordan previously filed for divorce in January 2002 but withdrew her petition a month later when the couple announced they were attempting a reconciliation.

The Jordans, who have lived separately since February, will share custody of their children, according to court documents.

“The co-petitioners acknowledge that although their marriage is ending, they desire to resolve all of the issues surrounding the dissolution of marriage in the most amicable, expeditious and private fashion possible, for the benefit of themselves and their children,” the documents read.

Yes! Michael finally did it. He got rid of the crazy bitch. He tried it once, but the succubus got him back. I sure know what the irreconcilable differences are – other women, Michael wants to get laid, as much as possible! He is a smart man and he knows that life is only so long and he should take advantage of it. Go Mike, it’s your birthday, go Mike!

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