Lohan Apologized to Strippers
Lindsay Lohan spent over three hours at Scores West yesterday. She was rubbing herself on poles (not those poles your pervert) and did all crazy and wild things that skanky girls like her do. At one point she ushered a bunch of topless dancers (party time?) into the bathroom to apologize for recently calling them all “whores.”
Quote: “I love strippers,” the 20-year-old actress gushed as she entered the famed mammary mecca at 12:30 a.m., and launched into a half-hour deejay shift during the club’s “Turntable Tuesdays.”
Next, “She got up on the stripper pole and began to dance with the Scores Girls with 400 customers cheering her on,” said our source. “Then, she joined her entourage of 15 in the VIP area, and got lap dances from many of the girls, including a special double-dance from two strippers at once.
“It was hot. But while everybody was drinking, Lindsay was not. It was strictly Perrier for her.”
Yea Perrier and Vodka!
She should just come out officially and become a stripper. We all know she will eventually become one. Why not just skip all the deceiving and get to the point straight away?
Shake that skinny ass!
Julia Roberts The Third
Page Six has learned that the auburn-tressed Oscar winner Julia Roberts is pregnant with her third child and will give birth next summer. The happy news comes as Roberts flies high in the nation’s No. 5 picture, “Charlotte’s Web,” in which she provides the voice for the beloved spider.
Her pregnancy is somewhat of a surprise since the star, 39, had so much difficulty with her first effort to start a family with cameraman hubby Danny Moder, 37. In November 2004, she gave birth to twins Phinnaeus Walter and Hazel Patricia - but only after months of round-the-clock bed rest that followed a scare in which she was rushed to the hospital with false labor.
She just keep popping those puppies like nothing. I guess when you are this big of a “star” you get lonely sometimes and you need someone there to love you.
Julia don’t you want to go with the flow and adopt African children like all the other “cool” celebrities? Why do you have to be such a diva and be different?
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Victoria Beckham leaving Zuma’s in Knightsbridge had same serious nipple action going on. She hates bras and she is very proud of her long and strong nipples. Heck you could even cut glass with those things!
I wonder is she has some kind of a training regime for them?
Victoria should consider bras for her own good tho. I don’t think she’d like to end up like Meg Ryan.
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Paris Hilton Showers Publicly
Paris Hilton went to Sydney, Australia yesterday where she is hired to host a New Year’s party and judge a contest. It’s an Australian beer Bondi Blonde contest to find the new spokeswoman.
When she arrived she couldn’t give up making a complete slut out of herself. She went to Bondi beach and publicly took a shover and rubbed her skinny ass for the whole audience. Thank god she had her “safety” big-ass sunglasses on.
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Meg Ryan Lets It All Hang
Meg Ryan was spotted picking up her kid recently and there was something odd about her. I can’t really put my finger on it.
Has she done something with her hair? New sunglasses? New pants or shirt?
OH its the fact that she has incredibly saggy breasts and she isn’t wearing a bra!
The Stomach of Horror
Tara Reid still keeps showing off herself all over the place. She’s on a roll and nothing will stop that train wreck. A little while ago I posted about the problems around her buttular area, but now I saw her latest trickeries at the beach and noticed her horrible stomach.
She had plastic surgery done on her belly, but what the hell? They removed her bellybutton?
That’s just nasty. We have had enough of your very-very bad scale skin demonstrations. For the love of god cover yourself woman!
Eva Longoria The Queen of England
Eva Longoria was at the Harrods January Sale Opening in London where she cut the ribbon to open the Harrods winter sale, accompanied by Mohammed Al Fayed. She was threated like the Queen (She sure acted like her)
She came in a carriage, waiving like she owned the place. Then Eva made out with a dog (lucky little shit) and pretty much did everything that was expected (paid to do) from her.
But I must say, she looked stunning.
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Picture Moment With Jordan
Jordan kickin’ it at the 2006 Shanghai Millionaires’ Fair. I mean dayumn!
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Courteney Cox The Criminal
Courteney Cox was pulled over in Beverly Hills yesterday. She was on her way to see the hubby David Arquette.
She either ran a red light, didn’t stop at a stop sign or she put the pedal to the metal. Either way she got an ticket and got the heck out of there really fast. The whole thing lasted only a few minutes.
Mrs Cox is boring. Where’s the DUI? Where’s the drunken slander of the Jews? Come on woman!
Cameron Diaz German GQ January 2007
Cameron Diaz shows that she has still got it in the latest GQ magazine January 2007.
Now I know why Justin Timberlake is hanging out with her, although he could pretty much get every chick he’d want.
I don’t know what she does, but I wish more women would do it. Roowwwrrrr.
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