Marcia Cross Had Twins

Marcia Cross gave birth to twin (human?) daughters yesterday. People magazine reports:

The girls, Eden and Savannah, who were born at a Los Angeles hospital, are the first children for the Desperate Housewives actress, 44, and her stockbroker husband Tom Mahoney, 49, who married in June 2006. “Mother and babies are all doing well,” says Cross’s rep.

Oh my god! Can you imagine what the kids look like? She is a complete monster and her husband is one of the most messed-up lookin’ people I have ever seen. Just look at that ugly mug of his. Hideous!

Those kids will have a tough times in the future.