Giorgio Armani Celebrates the Oscars VOL 2
The snaggletooth Mischa Barton also showed up.
A funny quote of hers: “I do intelligent roles. I don’t want to be labeled as doing silly movies. I’m more mature than kids my age because I’m constantly surrounded by adults.”
Laughing pause… (hahahahha)
Also the somewhat actress Dita Von Teese showed up. Did you know that she used to do porn? How you like em apples?
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Katie Holmes left the alien (Tom Cruise) home, because he had to contact his home planet. So she just hung out with another creepy looking dude – John Travolta.
Penelope Cruz is trying to show off her new body that she has been working on. She tries to crash as many parties as she can. Penelope knows that if she wants to stay in showbiz she has to look good. We all know she isn’t in movies, because she’s talented.
No Comments »Drew And Cameron Wet and Wild
Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz shaking their asses in Hawaii wearing only tiny bikinis.
They looks like two old hags trying to act like someone they aren’t. Their glory days are over.
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Lucy Lawless Lost and Nasty
Lucy Lawless at the New Zealand Oscar Party February 23.
Lucy!? What are do doing there? Any Oscar nominated Xena movies I have missed, perhaps?
And at least you could have shaved your armpits. NASTY!
I think I just thew up.
19 Comments »Eva Longoria Silver Fox
Eva Longoria at the NHMC 10th Annual Impact Awards Gala February 23.
Is there a party that she has ever missed?
When Britney Spears Attacks
Britney Spears attacked the paparazzi with an umbrella. She hit the paparazzi SUV with an umbrella a few times, trying to break the glass. She also smacked one of the paparazzi in the back. Britney basically went apeshit. She wasn’t far from throwing her feces around.
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Christina Aguilera Isn’t Pregnant
Get it in your head, the goddess isn’t carrying the ugly jews baby. And he never will!
Sorry I’m a little drunk. But I know she never will! The rumors are all fake.
Hilary Swank In Marie Claire March 2007
Hilary Swank looked pretty good in the magazine actually. Altho he, oh I mean she, looks very manly.
Quote: “I want to jump of the ledge and know that someone will catch me. I want to find a home.”
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Is Janet Jackson Really Michael Jackson ?
I looked at the pictures of Janet Jackson at Jennifer Hudson Oscar Nomination Celebration Arrivals taken yesterday. And I really think that Janet is really Michael Jackson under cover. Want proof? Sure. I have it!
As you can see, she clearly has shaved her chin. If you zoom closely in you can see that she has shaved her/his beard off. And look at that awful boobjob they are completely lopsided.
I got you now Mike! Don’t think on sneaking up on little boys looking like that. I have my eye on you!
3 Comments »Britney Spears is an Hypocrite
Some questions I’d like to ask Britney Spears.
Why would you wear a wig when you cut your hair? Didn’t you do it to show the world that you didn’t care anymore? Wasn’t it to fight the “power(man)”? Are you really cocoo-bananas?
What the hell is wrong with you? Why did you go to the rehab for the 3RD TIME?!
Did you eat your own babies? Is it colder without the hair? Are you wearing the ugly wig, because it’s cold or because you are ashamed of your ugly bumpy head?
And finally where did you put the Britney who gave little boys their first boners?