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Kelly Clarkson Is a Fat Whale
30 Mar 2007
Kelly Clarkson is at the beach with a group of the most ugliest yentas you have ever seen.
Kelly Clarkson has really hit the wall - man, she has hit the wall and then crashed and burned. Probably someone beat her with an ugly stick after that.
Pretty much all she has done is won a karaoke contest.
PS: Hiding among those fat skanks doesn’t do you much. You still look horrible.
Shut up you Dumb asshole!!!!! You loser! get a life!
Kelly is an amazing singer and shes a very nice person! Leave her alone and fuck yourself!!!
Yes I agree…Im sure you´re ugly and fat!haha like haily said…get a life u muthafucka
KELLY ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GET A LIFE YOU ASSHOLE SON OF A BITCH STUPID AND IMMATURE LITTLE NERD UGLY AND FAT SHUT UP AND STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT KELLY CLARKSON SHE’S GOD SHE’S PERFECT AND BEUTIFUL WITH THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL AVERYTHING THAT YOU’RE NOT. JUST GO AND LOOK AT YOU AT THE MIRROR AND BRAKE IT THE SAME AS WHEN YOU SING ALL THE WINDOWNS OF YOU’RE HOUSE YOU SIMPLY BRAKE IT ALL WET OUTTA HERE STUPID BITCH NOBODY WONTS YOU KILL YOURSELF UGLY GAY
KELLY CLARKSON I LOVE U =)
Kelly sucked my wiener and left teethmarks! Man, she robbed my knob of some serious flesh. For ha-ha’s I rolled her in flour, looked for the wet spots and fucked her fat rolls.
Later on she took my dog on; he blew some rightous doggy sperm way deep in good ol’ Kelly. What a babe, she then jacked off my pet monkey and fingered his ass.
Get with the program. Fat chicks are HOTTTTTT
I think the people who take these photos need to get a life. Everyone has a heart and I bet the people writting these comments have issues with them self.
I would hump every girl in these photos; even that gigantic one in the brownish maroon bikini. Any fat chick who’s confident enough with their body to get into a bikini in public gives me a boner. I just want to let loose my sperm in Kelly and all those bikini girls.
I just read what Amy wrote just before my post. She says “people who take these photos need to get a life. Everyone has a heart”. Maybe I’m confused but it sounds like she’s saying that somebody should not have taken these photos because we should be aware it hurts people’s feelings. It would only hurt your feelings if you’re ashamed of being shown in public as something other than skinny. I think Amy has body issues and maybe can’t accept that Kelly and these other girls are beautiful. They don’t need anybody to stick up for them because they are hot! Especially that pic with Kelly’s backside with arms crossed talking to the lady in the black dress. Any guy who doesn’t get rock hard looking at her fine, beautiful, curvy wet ass is either gay or totally brainwashed by society or is just in denial. They’re probably insulting her while at the same time whacking their pud over her because they’ll never get a date with her, but they’d secretly love to shoot their load in her. Damn is she amazing! She can have my kids even if she can’t sing and even if she has no money–come to papa honey!!
I mean even if she couldn’t sing and even if she had no money she could be the mother of my children. I’m not saying that she is poor or can’t sing. I’m saying that even if she were poor or couldn’t hold a note I’d still do her in a heartbeat. In other words, I don’t care about her social status or talents; I’d give her a bone job any night and every night. Just to be clear on that.
I may have goofed here. I’m not even sure which one is Kelly now. Is she the one in the blue/green bikini or the one in the brown moo-moo dress? They both look good, but after looking at the girls in all of these pics, the one in the blue-green turquoise bikini which her back to the audience and arms folded is by-far the most do-able girl on this page. Maybe she isn’t Kelly afterall. If not, I’d be glad to forsake Kelly to shoot my semen in the blue-green bikini girl. I don’t even care if she’s a welfare recipient. As long as she doesn’t smoke and curse very often. The only profanity I ever want to hear from her is in the sack during lovemaking; never any idle profanity. And no smoking either; we can make plenty of smoke in bed by rubbing our bodies together have plenty of money, I’m good looking, strong, and ready to be the father. Just let me know if you’re willing to go out with me, miss mystery woman. There won’t be any fat jokes in my house. Just lots of lovin, and I don’t mean McLovin. Just you and me, and a baby nine months later, and heck maybe even marriage if that’s what we want.
There should be a period after “rubbing our bodies together”. Then it’s “I have plenty of money…” I’m not sure why it cut off. Maybe this sensor pad is acting up again. I should buy a USB mouse or something. It’s not like I’m on welfare or anything; I can afford it. BTW, I’m an okay singer too and I’m learning the guitar. This is fun posting to myself! It would be much more fun if I had a blonde fat chick in a torquise bikini next to me, making out, and getting pregnant. Whaddya say?
Really now. Is there anybody out there who is looking at those blue-green wet panties from behind, those strong legs, beautiful back and isn’t getting a total wood? And there’s only just a hint of cellulite amidst all that curvy deliciousness. This is the kind of girl every guy wants to bang even if he won’t overtly admit it. Curvy, beautiful, warm, strong, young body that won’t quit and feels oooooh so good! I haven’t been a father before. This would be my first child. Just tell me when we can start.
All you girls–don’t get sensitive either that I said “young body”. I’m not opposed to dating older women. And if this torquise bikini girl had my child I would want her in my life and the child’s life forever. I wouldn’t kick her to the curb or trade her in for a newer model or anything.
Another thing I noticed about this turquoise girl is her pretty blonde hair scrunched up in a bun. I’d like to be scrunched up in her bun but I digress. I’m sure her hair is beautiful when it’s down and she’s brushing her locks in the mirror while I’m waiting for her in bed. The first night she ovulates would be the historical night because she would get the high-pressure release spray every day until that gooey batter made our baby. I also like her panties. They’re the perfect size. Not too slutty and not too conservative. BTW, I love to see chicks like this who are about 20 lbs overweight with visible bikini panty lines. Those sheer pantyhose underwear and non-indenting lace are probably flattering from a smooth ass perspective with no lines, but seeing these bikini panties at the beach or visible under normal clothes just gives a guy a solid rod for these chicks. It just bobs and twitches like a divining rod when it sees these beauties, dreaming of the moment the high-PSI load can be released inside of her. Yes, all you 140 lb women out there (especially you turquoise Clarkson or Clarkson friend), there are guys who want you! Quit dieting. I love your curvy ass, strong legs, soft shoulders, and rosy cheeks, and tender lips. Wonder if I’ve I’d made my point for one night?
I think that one in the dark dress is Kelly because I see the dumb tattoo on her ankle that she has in other fat bikini pics. Why isn’t she wearing a bikini in this picture? I kinda like the cut of this dress; it looks a little puritanical with a little spice of naughty with the hint of cleavage and old-style square cut-out design. In this dress and her facial jowls with sunglasses I could almost imagine she’s the Flying Nun (Sally Fields). If we were in bed I could probably yell out “Callie” (a cross between Kelly and Sally) and I’d probably be okay. But I’m not sure I’d want to be “Mister Clarkson”. Who wants to be a celebrity hubby, always waiting for mommy to come home, sometimes she doesn’t cause she has a big travel schedule and gigs and then it’s just me and the nanny getting to know our kids. Mommy would be like a stranger.
Last night I dreamt that I was staying in one of the other cottages on the beach where Kelly and Turquoise bikini were staying. I got to know them casually while frolicking in the water and mentioned that I hadn’t seen many women since coming back from the war. The turquoise bikini lady says she has sodas back at the cottage and asks who wants sodas. I say I’ll go help her. So, we go back to her cottage and it’s not long before those blue-green panties are off and she’s a little nervous because there are no rubbers and she hasn’t been on the pill and hardly knows me at all. For some reason she keeps that wet top on, but that’s okay; we’re supposed to be quick about this lovemaking. Anyway, about 15 minutes in I’m trying to work my way up to climax (I like to take longer inside her to enjoy it)–she starts getting there and moaning very close to orgasm. At the same time from my on-top position I can see Kelly walking toward the cottage as a good friend checking to see what happened to us. I don’t even think Turquoise heard the screen door open and Kelly walking into the family room because by this time she was full-on screaming in ecstasy. And even though I would have liked to butter her muffin a little while longer I let loose right then because I knew that once she was over the initial throws of orgasm she would be back to her senses and be able to hear Kelly in the cottage and then she’s probably be tense and self-conscious and may want to stop all of a sudden and then I never would have gotten to cream her and possibly have my first baby.
You, my man, might just be the greatest person alive.
Mad respect to you. I just might bring this site back now…
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