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Jessica Simpson Is Nothing Without Her Cleavage
I looked at these pictures of Jessica Simpson leaving Dos Caminos restaurant in Soho, NY and saw that something doesn’t add up on those pictures. I couldn’t really put my finger on it, but she just didn’t look as hot as she usually does.
Then I noticed what were missing - her HUGE rack. That was it. Her boobs weren’t about to pop out of her dress.
Now I realize that she isn’t anything without her boobs. She isn’t even that hot without them.
I’ve got a tip for you Jessica. As we all know now, your boobs are behind your success and you have to show them as much as you can. And now is the time to take advantage of them. Just whip em out and do a Playboy photoshoot and cash in on them puppies. Your time is running out. Soon they will be gone, and let’s face it, no one really cares about your singing.
She looks like a boy.