Jessica Alba Was Pulled Over
Jessica Alba was pulled over Monday in West Hollywood.
According to rainking33 the conversation went something like this:
Cop: “Ma’am, would you please step out of the car and stand with your legs spread.”
Jessica: “Why? I was only speeding”
Cop: “Ma’am, just do as I say”
Jessica: “Okay officer”
Cop: “I need to conduct a full cavity search. We had a report of someone matching your description that might have been smuggling drugs in one of her feminine holes. I should be done very quickly…Don’t worry about a thing. Oh, and by the way, I will be conducting this search with my penis.”
As fun as that conversation would have been she was actually pulled over because she didn’t have a license plate and she had all full tinted windows. For what? To hide from the paparazzi of course. Whaaaaa!
They would throw the book at the commom person for not having a license plate. They would have smashed the window for having excessive tint and then said get it fixed.
And that’s if they were a white perpetrator!