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Jessica Simpson Wants to Molest Leonardo DiCaprio
26 May 2007
Jessica Simpson was at an exclusive party on a private yacht after the Vanity Fair party at the Hotel Du Cap Saturday night, but she wasn’t fitting in with fellow guests.
She didn’t fit in with people? How is that possible? You mean she is as dumb as a bag of rocks and can’t form a proper sentence?
The part-time girlfriend of John Mayer “spent the whole night following Leonardo DiCaprio around like a lost puppy. He just seemed freaked out and kind of ignored her.”
It figures. Leonardo DiCaprio has probably got so many bimbos, he’s looking more than just a pair of tits right now. Leonardo is in the position to ignore chicks even as hot as Jessica.
PS: Does anything have to do with the fact that she’s planning on a movie career?
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