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Katie Holmes has a new haircut. She looks just like Tom now! [Celeb Warship]

Angelina Jolie went to a walk with all her (non)children [GOT]

Fergie has the coolest pants and she doesn’t look like a man at all…. NOOOT! [IBBB]

Jessica Simpson might be stalking John Mayer [FAC]

Naked Sting! Wohooooooo! YUK! [SOW]

Britney Spears nipple slip [Drunken Stepfather]

Kylie Bax looks like my grandmother [Bastardly]

Alfonso Ribeiro is a fat bastard [Evil Beet]

Paris Hilton porked Jack Osbourne [Yeeeah!]

Angelina Jolie attends a photocall for the film “A Mighty Heart” at the Palais des Festivals during the 60th International Cannes Film Festival on May 21, 2007 in Cannes, France.

Apparently all that child adopting has mutated her hands into giant-ugly-man-hands. I’m all for helping other people and all that but what she’s doing is just crazy. You can’t go all over the world and collect children like candy. They aren’t collectible dolls. If you collect one from every country you won’t win a prize.

She said, in her latest interview, that she is taking a year off from all work and plan on saving the world. She’ll take Brad (poor bastard) and go around the world “saving” people. All she does is make em horny.

Jolie, a Goodwill Ambassador for the UNHCR, insisted she will continue her campaign for justice around the world, even though there have been concerns for her safety: “I don’t want to live inside a box. I will be smart, but I will lead a very bold life, and I will learn about the world.”

Anyway. Huge hands, huh? Who would have known.

Has Angelina Jolie, in any point of time, had a nose job? I was just looking at the pictures of her early teens and her nose seemed a lot “bulkier” back then. But she already had those sweet lips back then.

Any theories?

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are adding a fourth member to their baby collection. This time a Vietnamese child. I think they want to collect all races.

I don’t think they adopt children just to adopt them, but to get all different kinds, just like dolls.  What little Angelina wants, little Angelina gets.

Poor brad. But who can say no to those lips?

“Mommy why are all my brothers and sisters, uh, different color?” 

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the God Grew Tired Of Us Premiere. They showed everyone how perfect they were and if you should send two people to the Moon to repopulate they should be the ones.

Angelina’s lips were extra juicy that day. I don’t even want to see her lip gloss bill.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie went to Panama recently and looks like Brad didn’t want to “look” around for kids too long and grabbed the first family he saw and adopted them.  Good move dear sir.

Doesn’t look like Brad can hang there for too long. He will split and run any day now.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have spent their year helping others, and they didn’t take a break on Christmas Day. The couple spent Monday handing out gifts to refugee children in the Costa Rican capital San Jose.

Quote: “We had a wonderful Christmas both with the Costa Rican people and the Colombian refugee families we met,” Jolie said in a statement. Her visit was part of her work as a goodwill ambassador for the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees.

“The conflict in Colombia is the greatest humanitarian tragedy in the Western Hemisphere, but it receives very little international attention,” Jolie said after her arrival in San Jose. “My Christmas message to Colombian refugees and to the millions of displaced people in Colombia is that the world has not totally forgotten them.”

Whoa. They did what? They didn’t spend their time home at Christmas?! Oh my god, my true heroes!

It looks like a big fat publicity stunt. Do they have new movies coming out any time soon?

If they really want to be saints and do good then they shouldn’t brag about it on the news. Sheesh. I know they can use their fame to do good etc. But to show that you are so “good” that you don’t even celebrate Christmas, but help others. Thats just too much.

PS: I wonder with who all the adopted kids are?

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were at the missis movie premiere in New York yesterday.

Angelina Jolie still looks hot. Very hot. Altho she tries to dress more conservatively. But you can’t hide all those crazy tattoos.

I bet Brad Pitt is thinking “Oh god, do we really need this?!”

Let me tell you something man – Yes you do! She knows that you dont like the situation. And now there are so many thinkgs you can get away with. Specially in the bedroom (rowwwrrr)

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