Britney Spears showed off her new old hair the other day. She was shopping around in Beverly Hills and you can clearly see that her old hair is growing back. Her new hair color is brunette.

She can make it whatever color she wants, but she can’t hide the dumbness.

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Hahahahahahaaahaa! Britney Spears is pure gold. You just can’t miss with her. Britney is a gift that always keeps on giving. Just look at that major ass sweat stain on her dress. You can even see her thongs trough that wet dress.

Sweat!

Britney Spears is doing everything to be Britney Spears again. These pictures are taken in Miami yesterday. As you can see she is loosing fat and getting in shame – well somewhat. But there isn’t anything in the world that would take you to the top again.

Whatever Britney once had (I have no idea what it was) she just doesn’t anymore. Everything she touches turns to shit.

Her looks are gone and she can’t perform anymore. Plus, she is a complete mental case.

Give it up already.

Someone sent me this tip/hint/story. It’s one of the funniest things I have ever red. Oh why won’t Britney Spears just quit already? Oh god why?

Britney Spears was doing a “concert” in Florida when everything went wrong.
We all know that Britney does not sing live, but the worst possible thing that could happen to a lipsyncher happened to Britney – her CD with her prerecorded vocals started skipping.

“When the CD started skipping, she turned her back to the audience,” says a spywitness. “Then when it stopped, she turned around with this look on her face like she was gonna puke!!! I really felt bad for her. Then the effin thing started skipping really badly again!!! And then again and again. It was crazy.”

Lindsay Lohan went to the Britney Spears House of Blues concert the other day. Lindsay had some serious old-lady-jiggly-hands action going on.

I can’t possibly imagine how much Lindsay had to drink to get over that horrible so called “music” Britney was trying to pull off.

Sure she looks all dressy here, but wait until you see her at the after party.

The infamous Britney Spears topless pictures. I didn’t really hurry to put those pictures up because technically she isn’t really topless. You can’t see her nipples. Damn you flowers!

Some people are making a big deal about those pictures. I can’t see why.

A desperate bold chick is sticking flowers on her tits. What’s so great about that?

First it’s a crime to wear something that horrible in public. Secondly Britney Spears was pulled over in Beverly Hills for speeding, but apparently she offered the police her upcoming signed album, so they let her go with a warning.

Luckily this time the crazy bitch didn’t have a child on her lap.

Britney Spears was spotted walking around and looking like a complete hilly-billy in Santa Monica April 25. I even got a panty shot for all the pervs.

She looks horrible, what a mess. What is she thinking before going out? She looks like a five year old dressing herself for the first time to go to a tea party.

Britney Spears thinks she is funny and spoke to the paparazzi the way people think she speaks. She tried to be sarcastic, but the sad part is that most of what she was saying is actually true.

A small part of me wonders what if she wasn’t being sarcastic and spoke from her heart.