Britney Spears Is a Redneck
Britney Spears was walking around in a black dress and a cowboy hat acting a complete fool the other day.
She is going back to her roots. And what the heck has happened to her boobs? They are gone.
Oh yea, what’s in the bottle? BUSTED!
Oops, I did it again, ya’ll!
What K-Fed Got Out Of Britney
Kevin Federline hit the jackpot. He got all he wanted and even more. Britney Spears even gave her children to Federline for four days a week. As you can see she couldn’t care less about her children.
- A 2004 pre-nup called for K-Fed to get $250,000 for each year of their marriage, but Spears upped that figure to $500,000 to speed up the negotiations.
- He receives half the proceeds from their Malibu mansion, which is on the market for $13.5 million.
- $25,000 a month in child support for each of the couple’s two children until they reach 18. He also gets custody of the boys four days a week.
- Federline gets to keep all the gifts Spears bought them during their marriage.
- He’s forbidden from writing a tell-all about their marriage.
Britney Spears Out Clubbing
Britney Spears already went out clubbing with her new bright white teeth yesterday.
It’s really good to see that rehab thing worked out for her. Aren’t you supposed to stay as far away from alcohol (not to mention drugs) as you can while you’re in “recovery?”
I guess Britney has to do what Britney has to do.
Can I smell Britney rehab vol #23232 coming up? She should also show her bald head more often.
Britney Spears and K-Fed Finally Settle
Picture – Britney leaving lawyers office after custody settlement
The two most idiotic parents in the world finally signed a divorce settlement. Britney Spears and Kevin Federline actually agreed on something. I thought they would drag it out for years. But I have a feeling K-Fed won’t leave it like that. Eventually he will run out of money and he’ll call his ex Britney and demand more cash for beer, pot and hookers.
I think she knows, but Britney really hooked up with a real bum.
“All parties signed a global settlement agreement on all issues concerning their marriage and custody of their two children [Sean Preston, 18 months, and Jayden James, 6 months],”
Britney Spears Going Out Again
Yesterday was the first time that Britney Spears went out again after rehab. She went to a sushi restaurant in Bel Air and after that she took a dance class. Apparently she looked like a hooker.
Quote:Â “Wearing nude fishnet stockings with dance boots, black hot pants, a black long-sleeved shirt and baseball cap over her dark brown wig, Spears arrived with her assistant as well as two bodyguards to take a 7 p.m. advanced-level hip-hop class with instructor Darrien Henning.”
Britney also looked very pale. And probably was checking if she still had some coke under her nose, when they took that picture.
Rehab? More like Re-is-still-using-coke-hab! (I need to work on that)
When Britney Spears Attacks
Britney Spears attacked the paparazzi with an umbrella. She hit the paparazzi SUV with an umbrella a few times, trying to break the glass. She also smacked one of the paparazzi in the back. Britney basically went apeshit. She wasn’t far from throwing her feces around.
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Britney Spears is an Hypocrite
Some questions I’d like to ask Britney Spears.
Why would you wear a wig when you cut your hair? Didn’t you do it to show the world that you didn’t care anymore? Wasn’t it to fight the “power(man)”? Are you really cocoo-bananas?
What the hell is wrong with you? Why did you go to the rehab for the 3RD TIME?!
Did you eat your own babies? Is it colder without the hair? Are you wearing the ugly wig, because it’s cold or because you are ashamed of your ugly bumpy head?
And finally where did you put the Britney who gave little boys their first boners?
What The Hell Happened To Britney Spears?
What has happened to that piece of ass?
Britney Went Back To Rehab
Britney Spears has checked into an in-patient facility in Malibu. The move came after family members, including her mom, pressed her to check in. A rep for the singer said “Britney Spears has voluntarily checked herself into a… rehab facility today. We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time.”
What the hell is wrong with that crazy bitch? I heard she also has become a skinhead.
It says “delicious” on her T-shirt. It’s more like DISGUSTING!
Freaky bitch.
Britney Regrets Shaving
Britney Spears really regrets her drunken on-narcotics decision to shave her own head bald. Well gee-lewese retard! What did you expect? To look good with a shaved head? I bet you didn’t think that the bumps on your head from drinking too much and falling down, hitting your head on the coffee table, would show up! Didn’t ya!?
She was also spotted wearing the cheapest, lamest, most redneck wigs you can find on the face of the earth.
Enjoy!