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Dakota Fanning Is Growing Up To Be a Beast
Dakota Fanning is really creeping me out. I have a feeling that she’ll grow up to be a hideous beast. She’ll be just like the Olsen twins.
Her career as an actress might be over. She isn’t that creepy-smart-cute little girl anymore. Now she’s just creepy. And who wants to see that?
Jack Nicholson is The Man!
When I grow up I want to be just like Jack Nicholson. Now this dude knows how to party. With a lot of beer and bitches.
Jack Nicholson at 70 can party harder than any 20 year old in the world.
I love you Jack!
6 Comments »Old Lady Manboobs
Anastacia showed her manly cleavage at a concert in London yesterday.
I don’t know why, but for some reason Anastacia frightens me. I don’t know if it’s the manly build or the crazy deep voice or the fact that she has a pecker.
Please don’t haunt me in my dreams anymore.
Spice Girls Reunited?
Spice Girls might be (sadly) touring and singing real soon. Yesterday they had a photoshoot. For what? Probably they needed some new photos when they’ll be announcing their reunion.
But Spice Girls? All I see are Spice Broads…
2 Comments »Joss Stone Got Tattooed
Joss Stone went to the tattoo place and got herself a flower tattoo the other day. Thank god she didn’t pick a place where you couldn’t hide the tattoo like her neck… oh wait, she did!
Olivia Newton-John Has a Claw
I noticed that there’s something very wrong with Olivia Newton-Johns’ hand. It looks like a deformed claw. Plus she has really gotten old.
2 Comments »Kelly Ripa is One Skinny B-Word
If you haven’t seen Kelly Ripa in a bikini yet, then now is your chance. She is oddly skinny – too skinny even. The bitch needs a sandwich. Please give her a damn sandwich already!
No way something like that can be attractive.
2 Comments »Natasha Hamilton Topless
Found these great pictures of Natasha Hamilton topless. And she has surprisingly nice cans. I thought why not. There are never enough topless celebrities running(jumping) around at the beach.
People should be naked more. See how happy she is?
3 Comments »Beast and The Beast
Amy Winehouse was hanging out with her horrific boyfriend at Mojo Awards Afterparty yesterday. While they were kissing people were actually throwing up. Just look at the pictures. That poor woman almost died.
Is she picking her nose?
Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck Out
Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck were at the market in Santa Monica with their daughter yesterday. And as usual Ben had his oh-my-god-why-did-I-marry-her-I-could-have-every-chick-on-the-planet face on. Poor guys. Sometimes I stay up late at night and think about the huge mistake he has made. Well, not really, but I thought about it now for about 10 seconds. And man what a mistake he made.