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Paris is Free
Paris Hilton was freed last night and the first thing she did was thank god. How lame is that? In my opinion they should have kept her there for ever.
The saddest thing was to see all the young girls cheering and crying outside when she came out. How retarded do you have to be to actually like Paris Hilton? What the hell has she done? Ever!?
Jessica Alba Was Pulled Over
Jessica Alba was pulled over Monday in West Hollywood.
According to rainking33 the conversation went something like this:
Cop: “Ma’am, would you please step out of the car and stand with your legs spread.”
Jessica: “Why? I was only speeding”
Cop: “Ma’am, just do as I say”
Jessica: “Okay officer”
Cop: “I need to conduct a full cavity search. We had a report of someone matching your description that might have been smuggling drugs in one of her feminine holes. I should be done very quickly…Don’t worry about a thing. Oh, and by the way, I will be conducting this search with my penis.”
As fun as that conversation would have been she was actually pulled over because she didn’t have a license plate and she had all full tinted windows. For what? To hide from the paparazzi of course. Whaaaaa!
Britney Spears Is a Criminal
First it’s a crime to wear something that horrible in public. Secondly Britney Spears was pulled over in Beverly Hills for speeding, but apparently she offered the police her upcoming signed album, so they let her go with a warning.
Luckily this time the crazy bitch didn’t have a child on her lap.
Snoop Dogg Banned from Australia
Snoop Dogg has been banned from yet another country – this time Australia.
Hey, when kangaroos don’t want you then you must be in real big trouble.
The rapper’s visa application to Australia was rejected because of his history of trouble with the law, said the country’s Immigration Minister, Kevin Andrews.
“He doesn’t seem the sort of bloke we want in this country,” Andrews told Sydney’s Macquarie Radio. “He has a whole string of convictions, and just two weeks ago he was convicted of a number of charges again.”
You are no thug. Keep away from the guns and try to hide your drugs better. Nice homies you got there. No one is willing to take the heat from you. Sheesh. Pay someone to take the bullet for you.
No Comments »Ashley Judd Looks Beaten
Ashley Judd was walking around in New York with a cup of coffee and a bruised eye yesterday. Is her husband Dario Franchitti with a heavy hand? Maybe she started to like the rough stuff when she was dating Robert De Niro.
For the record she also got it on with Matthew McConaughey.
Snoop Dogg Arrested for Drug and Gun Possession
Snoop Dogg was charged Tuesday with felony gun and marijuana charges, the Los Angeles County District Attorney announced.
I can’t believe Snoop Dogg uses drugs or owns guns. That’s just ridiculous!
The 35-year-old rapper, whose real name is Calvin Broadus, faces up to four years in state prison if convicted. His arraignment was set for Wednesday.
Snoop was arrested Oct. 26 at Burbank’s airport after a handgun and marijuana were found in his car, police say.
Police executing a search warrant at his suburban Los Angeles home in November allegedly discovered another gun.
Because Snoop is a convicted felon from a 1990 cocaine trafficking bust, he is forbidden from possessing a gun for life.
Snoop’s not guilty plea (in that case) says it all, “The item he’s charged with was a movie prop, not a weapon. Snoop never intended it to be used as anything other than a prop.”
No Comments »Laguna Beach’s Jessica Smith Busted for DUI
Former Laguna Beach star Jessica Smith was arrested for driving under the influence on Monday on the freeway near Laguna, according to the California Highway Patrol.
Smith, 19, was driving a 1999 Volkswagen Bug with one other passenger inside when the car rear-ended an Acura due to Smith’s “level of intoxication, unsafe speed, and wet roadway conditions,” a CHP statement read.
She was arrested on a felony DUI charge and booked at the Orange County Jail.
Both the driver of the Acura and Smith’s passenger suffered minor injuries. Smith was not injured.
Smith briefly dated costar Jason Wahler on season two of the show. Wahler was most recently sentenced to 60 days in county jail for assault charges.
No Comments »Anna Nicole Smith Overdosed
Anna Nicole Smith died in a overdose of non-illegal drugs. Medical examination didn’t reveal any illegal drugs.
But there were 9 different prescription drugs found in Anna’s system. Which, to me, is very weird. I still suspect H.K. Stern.
They also found human growth hormone and chloral hydrate, a sleep medication.
Medical examiner said the drugs in Smith’s system acted on the respiration and circulation systems and basically shut them down. “She didn’t suffer,” he said. “She went to sleep.”
The whole thing is still very weird to me. She apparently had a needle hole in her butt, which caused a flu and the mix of all the drugs and her system being weak caused her death.
There are still few pieces of puzzle missing, in my mind. I bet Stern kept her on so many drugs, because then he could have his way with her.
4 Comments »Naomi Campbell Heading To Community Service
Naomi Campbell headed to community service totally decked out. She looked like she was going to a fancy party.
I bet Naomi has never cleaned anything in her life. I guess she will think twice now, when she wants to throw her maid with a Blackberry. Or next time she should throw something heavier at the maid so she would lost her speaking ability.
Think woman, think!
No Comments »Carmen Electra Acts Like She Is Donating
Carmen Electra did the ultimate bad deed yesterday. She acted like she was donating money to a poor traveler, but in fact all Carmen gave was AIR!
I have photographic proof!
She will burn in hell for this, I’m sure.
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