Oh my god! Look at Petra Nemcova‘s armpit! What the hell is that? Looks like a firecracker went off under there and now it’s all infected and rotting.

How can a chick that hot have something that disgusting under her arm?

If I was her, I would never wear anything that didn’t have sleeves. You need to get that checked ASAP!

NASTY!!!!

Courtney Cox was spotted leaving a restaurant in Hollywood yesterday and apparently she had had a busy morning because she forgot to shave. Courtney has a pretty sweet mustache going on there. I know a quite of few guys who would kill for such a thick beard.

I guess it’s all because of the steroids she’s taking to look they way she does.

Angelina Jolie attends a photocall for the film “A Mighty Heart” at the Palais des Festivals during the 60th International Cannes Film Festival on May 21, 2007 in Cannes, France.

Apparently all that child adopting has mutated her hands into giant-ugly-man-hands. I’m all for helping other people and all that but what she’s doing is just crazy. You can’t go all over the world and collect children like candy. They aren’t collectible dolls. If you collect one from every country you won’t win a prize.

She said, in her latest interview, that she is taking a year off from all work and plan on saving the world. She’ll take Brad (poor bastard) and go around the world “saving” people. All she does is make em horny.

Jolie, a Goodwill Ambassador for the UNHCR, insisted she will continue her campaign for justice around the world, even though there have been concerns for her safety: “I don’t want to live inside a box. I will be smart, but I will lead a very bold life, and I will learn about the world.”

Anyway. Huge hands, huh? Who would have known.

Heidi Klum managed to do McDonalds advertising without actually taking one bite of zip of anything. She is a real pro. She was very close, but really didn’t do anything. I think she figured that way she doesn’t have to throw up afterwards.

All she does is put the French Frie against her teeth.

Models should learn from her. Throwing up isn’t the only solution. But Heidi did it anyway. I guess she is used to it and does it as a reflex every time she is near food.

As you probably have heard Lindsay Lohan‘s Myspace account and Blackberry was hacked this week. And so much sensitive data was revealed, including Paris Hiltons phone number and email address.

Paris Hilton:

Phone: (310)801-0148

E-mail: princessph@mycingular.blackberry.net

Lindsay Lohan:

E-mail: labellavita7@tmo.blackberry.net

Has Angelina Jolie, in any point of time, had a nose job? I was just looking at the pictures of her early teens and her nose seemed a lot “bulkier” back then. But she already had those sweet lips back then.

Any theories?

I have no idea how Paris Hilton does it, but she can grow her boobs overnight. Look how huge they looked last night.

She might be using a lot of prosthetics to pull that look of.

And just look at that horrible and ugly peak on Paris Hilton! Damn she is one ugly looking monster.

Jennifer Aniston was heading to a meeting at CAA yesterday and apparently she was very exited about that.

I think I’d rather be hittin’ that on a regular basis than be running around the world adopting snot nosed brats just for a piece of strange ass. Maybe it’s just me though .

PS: What is up with celebrities and bottled water?

To see some amazing CGI of her tits

This is all computer generated, but still amazing. I think it’s pretty darn close to the real thing.

Catherine Bell at the beach wearing a bikini. And what the hell is up with her hips? They look very weird and fat.

She needs to hop on a treadmill for a few hours a day before posing in a bikini.

Anna Nicole Smith died in a overdose of non-illegal drugs. Medical examination didn’t reveal any illegal drugs.

But there were 9 different prescription drugs found in Anna’s system. Which, to me, is very weird. I still suspect H.K. Stern.

They also found human growth hormone and chloral hydrate, a sleep medication.

Medical examiner said the drugs in Smith’s system acted on the respiration and circulation systems and basically shut them down.  “She didn’t suffer,” he said. “She went to sleep.”
The whole thing is still very weird to me. She apparently had a needle hole in her butt, which caused a flu and the mix of all the drugs and her system being weak caused her death.

There are still few pieces of puzzle missing, in my mind. I bet Stern kept her on so many drugs, because then he could have his way with her.

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