Britney Spears Out Clubbing
Britney Spears already went out clubbing with her new bright white teeth yesterday.
It’s really good to see that rehab thing worked out for her. Aren’t you supposed to stay as far away from alcohol (not to mention drugs) as you can while you’re in “recovery?”
I guess Britney has to do what Britney has to do.
Can I smell Britney rehab vol #23232 coming up? She should also show her bald head more often.
Laguna Beach’s Jessica Smith Busted for DUI
Former Laguna Beach star Jessica Smith was arrested for driving under the influence on Monday on the freeway near Laguna, according to the California Highway Patrol.
Smith, 19, was driving a 1999 Volkswagen Bug with one other passenger inside when the car rear-ended an Acura due to Smith’s “level of intoxication, unsafe speed, and wet roadway conditions,” a CHP statement read.
She was arrested on a felony DUI charge and booked at the Orange County Jail.
Both the driver of the Acura and Smith’s passenger suffered minor injuries. Smith was not injured.
Smith briefly dated costar Jason Wahler on season two of the show. Wahler was most recently sentenced to 60 days in county jail for assault charges.
No Comments »Britney Spears Going Out Again
Yesterday was the first time that Britney Spears went out again after rehab. She went to a sushi restaurant in Bel Air and after that she took a dance class. Apparently she looked like a hooker.
Quote:Â “Wearing nude fishnet stockings with dance boots, black hot pants, a black long-sleeved shirt and baseball cap over her dark brown wig, Spears arrived with her assistant as well as two bodyguards to take a 7 p.m. advanced-level hip-hop class with instructor Darrien Henning.”
Britney also looked very pale. And probably was checking if she still had some coke under her nose, when they took that picture.
Rehab? More like Re-is-still-using-coke-hab! (I need to work on that)
Tara Conner Crowned New Miss USA
Miss USA, Tara Conner passed her crown to Miss Tennessee Rachel Smith during Friday’s Miss USA 2007 Pageant.
Though crowning a new beauty queen was the focus of night, the pageant began by spotlighting outgoing Miss USA Tara Conner’s highly publicized bout with alcoholism.
“It has been the most unforgettable year of my life and I’m back, and better than ever,” Conner proclaimed after she took the stage at the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood.
She also revealed her future plans included writing a book, doing correspondence work and some acting.
Yea right, doing some “acting”. I think we all know what she means by that.
Her bout with alcoholism is complete bullcrap. She should just admit, that she is a complete slut.
Everyone likes to blame their real personalities to alcohol (e.g Mel Gibson)
No Comments »Fergie Tries To Pick Up Men
Fergie tried to pick up a guy in London yesterday, but the guy said – “I’m not falling for the old transvestite trick again!” – and kept on moving.
Fergie didn’t care. She, allegedly, gets that all the time. Then she headed to the nearest bad and started to drink.
I can’t say I blame her.
10 Comments »Jesse Metcalfe Checks into Rehab
 
The hunk Jesse Metcalfe who is screwing everyone in Desperate Housewives’Â checked into rehab for alcohol abuse this week. How lame is that?
Rehab has lately really been a “cool” thing in Hollywood. I guess it’s a easy way to get some publicity.
He should go to rehab for screwing so many chicks. Bastard!
No Comments »Fergie Drinking In London
Fergie walked around in London yesterday, wearing HUGE sunglasses and a trench coat. We all know that after a big night(s) of drinking you want to hide your (smelly?) body and red eyes from everyone.
Oh the shame.
Fergie probably heard that you can get two for one at the bars down there. How can you say no to that?
No Comments »Age Finally Caught Up With Eddie Van Halen
Legendary guitarist Eddie Van Halen checked into rehab yesterday. I think he probably sobered up and saw himself in the mirror. Damn dude. Time really has worked against Eddie.
Quote: “I have always and will always feel a responsibility to give you my best. At the moment I do not feel that I can give you my best. That’s why I have decided to enter a rehabilitation facility to work on myself, so that in the future I can deliver the 110 percent that I feel I owe you and want to give you.”
Goodfellas Ray Liotta Arrested For DUI
Ray Liotta hit two parked cars while driving an SUV in Los Angeles Sunday night and was subsequently arrested for DUI, PEOPLE has learned.
“Mr. Liotta was cooperative and was arrested without incident,” Officer Mike Lopez said. “There were no injuries.”
Liotta, 52, was driving alone in a silver Cadillac Escalade in the Pacific Palisades neighborhood around 8 p.m. when the accident occurred.
“Officers conducted a test on Mr. Liotta and determined he was under the influence of something, we don’t know exactly what yet,” Officer Lopez said.
Liotta was booked and posted $15,000 bail. His court date is on March 19.
Why the heck did the police arrest him? Don’t they know he’s in the mob!?
1 Comment »Britney Regrets Shaving
Britney Spears really regrets her drunken on-narcotics decision to shave her own head bald. Well gee-lewese retard! What did you expect? To look good with a shaved head? I bet you didn’t think that the bumps on your head from drinking too much and falling down, hitting your head on the coffee table, would show up! Didn’t ya!?
She was also spotted wearing the cheapest, lamest, most redneck wigs you can find on the face of the earth.
Enjoy!