Spice Girls Reunited?

Spice Girls might be (sadly) touring and singing real soon. Yesterday they had a photoshoot. For what? Probably they needed some new photos when they’ll be announcing their reunion.
But Spice Girls? All I see are Spice Broads…
1 Comment »Does This Baby Make Me Look Fat?


Bridget Moynahan was shopping in Santa Monica yesterday. And as you can see she was very disturbed by the fact that the baby makes her look so huge.
I hope she isn’t starving herself in hopes to look thin. Poor Hollywood babies. I know it’s hard to live with a double chin, but try to live with it.
Oh and the rumors about she faking the pregnancy are obviously fake.
John Travolta’s Son


I’m always game making fun of celebrities, but this draws the line with me. I think celebrity children even more sick children should be left alone. It’s not their fault that their parents are famous. It’s different when a person wants to be famous and put himself under the publics eye.
Anyway Page Six wrote on article about John Travolta and his son Jett Travolta where they basically say that John Travolta hasn’t publicly announced that his son is sick and he should parade him around and stupid crap like that.
I think that’s complete bullshit. Leave the poor kid alone.
Jessica Simpson Wants to Molest Leonardo DiCaprio

Jessica Simpson was at an exclusive party on a private yacht after the Vanity Fair party at the Hotel Du Cap Saturday night, but she wasn’t fitting in with fellow guests.
She didn’t fit in with people? How is that possible? You mean she is as dumb as a bag of rocks and can’t form a proper sentence?
The part-time girlfriend of John Mayer “spent the whole night following Leonardo DiCaprio around like a lost puppy. He just seemed freaked out and kind of ignored her.”
It figures. Leonardo DiCaprio has probably got so many bimbos, he’s looking more than just a pair of tits right now. Leonardo is in the position to ignore chicks even as hot as Jessica.
PS: Does anything have to do with the fact that she’s planning on a movie career?
Scary Spice On Rampage

Melanie Brown aka Scary Spice wants to take Eddie Murphy to court to force him to take a paternity test.
“He’s not doing a DNA test and he’s not signing the birth certificate. So it’s going to have to go to court so he can be forced to do it, which is strange since he was the one asking for it.”
Eddy does not want another baby. He is thinking on his feet and realized that as long as nothing is proves he is NOT the baby’s father. Smart thinking my man.
If that monster was looking for me, I’d be hiding too.
Don’t give that bitch half! - “I want HALF, Eddie!”
Kevin Bacon wants Hayden Panettiere

Hayden Panettiere was on Leno Friday and Kevin Bacon just couldn’t take his eyes off her. I mean he was smittened. I think Kevin has to remember that Hayden is still jailbait and he has a loving wife and family back home.
So back off Kevin!
2 Comments »Snoop Dogg Selling His House


Rapper Snoop Dogg is asking $1.995 million for his eight-bedroom mansion, which was once featured on the MTV show Cribs.
And the ‘hood? The quiet community of Claremont, 30 miles east of Los Angeles.
“It’s virtually brand new,” said Geoff Hamill, the Prudential real estate broker handling the sale. “It’s on a cul-de-sac. It’s in a family area in a college town.”
I think the only downside is that you have to clean up big time. I don’t even want to know what kind of weird-kinky parties that place has seen.
Looks like a nice place when Snoop bought it, it was 3,700 square feet, but expanded it to 6,500 square feet over the years.
Why would he sell such a great house? Well, as you know he got busted on drug and gun possession and probably needs all the money he can get to hire lawyers to get his ass out of jail.
You can buy the house HERE
2 Comments »Don Imus Got Fired

Don Imus’s radio show has been dropped permanently from MSNBC, the network announced yesterday.
“Effective immediately, MSNBC will no longer simulcast the Imus in the Morning radio program,” said a statement from NBC news. “This decision comes as a result of an ongoing review process, which initially included the announcement of a suspension. It also takes into account many conversations with our own employees ”
Haha! Bye-bye racist prick! Who’s the nappy-headed ho now?
Jessica Alba Is Blind

Jessica Alba was spotted walking around with a cane and blind classes. Apparently she hit the back of her head against the table and completely lost her vision. Doctors say it could last from days to months. We’ll see.
I think I might have a chance with her now.
Jennifer Lopez Covers Up

Jennifer Lopez wore a skulled dress, what looks to me is my picnic table cloth, to promote her new album Coma Ama Una Mujer in Paris.
Why would she cover up that sexy tight body of hers?
Did Mark finally did it and got the diva pregnant? You mean her ass will grow more?
I guess we’ll find out in a few months.
