Spice Girls Reunion Rumors Are False
Former Spice Girl Melanie C (*vomit*) told People that the reunion rumors are fake, but she doesn’t rule it out for the future.
“Obviously, two of the girls [Emma "Baby Spice" Bunton and Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown] are pregnant at the moment. “
Oh god, I really hope that this will never-ever happen. I don’t pray very often, but god, please do this one favor for me.
No Comments »Fergie Tries To Pick Up Men
Fergie tried to pick up a guy in London yesterday, but the guy said – “I’m not falling for the old transvestite trick again!” – and kept on moving.
Fergie didn’t care. She, allegedly, gets that all the time. Then she headed to the nearest bad and started to drink.
I can’t say I blame her.
10 Comments »Jay-Z’ Comeback Cost Him Big Bucks
Page Six reports:
JAY-Z pays off when he loses a bet. Four years ago, the rap czar gave Playboy editor Rob Tannenbaum 50-1 odds that he’d never, ever come out of retirement and snatched $20 out of Tannenbaum’s hand. When Jay-Z ended his retirement with the recent release of “Kingdom Come,” Tannenbaum figured he’d try to collect and called Jay-Z’s assistant to remind him of the wager. Last week, a messenger delivered him 10 crisp $100 bills from Jay-Z’s office. “Jay-Z is a man of his word. I just bought a plasma TV with the money, and the first thing I’m going to watch on it is a Jay-Z video.”
Is Rob Tannenbaum a racist? Did he assume that every black celebrity (Michael Jordan, Michael Jackson etc) does a comeback? That’s just wrong.
No Comments »Brad and Angelina Enlarge Their Collection
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are adding a fourth member to their baby collection. This time a Vietnamese child. I think they want to collect all races.
I don’t think they adopt children just to adopt them, but to get all different kinds, just like dolls. What little Angelina wants, little Angelina gets.
Poor brad. But who can say no to those lips?
“Mommy why are all my brothers and sisters, uh, different color?”
1 Comment »Carmen Electra Acts Like She Is Donating
Carmen Electra did the ultimate bad deed yesterday. She acted like she was donating money to a poor traveler, but in fact all Carmen gave was AIR!
I have photographic proof!
She will burn in hell for this, I’m sure.
2 Comments »Kellie Pickler Had a Boob Job
American Idol contestant Kellie Pickler showed up to the stage again, but this time she brought something new. Besides her bad singing she also showed up with a new pair of amazingly delicious boobs.
I’m loving this too much! Can’t believe miss goody good American idol actually did something like this and got an boob job.
On the show Ryan Seacrest actually asked if she had bought anything lately and dumb as she was she answered “Yes, shoes.”
Can’t believe that kiss ass Ryan Seacrest actually referred to her boob job. I guess the people on American Idol are really mad at her and made Ryan say that.
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17 Comments »John Travolta Is Making Babies Right Now!
Nope, not with Uma Thurman, but with his wife.
John Travolta and wife Kelly Preston are planning to expand their family and are trying to have a third child.
The couple, who have been married for 15 years, currently have two children together, son Jett, 14, and daughter, Ella, six.
The Swordfish star claims the couple uses different techniques to try and plan the sex of their children.
He adds, There are these other things where you have to decide if you want to have a boy or a girl. There are certain techniques you use. It worked twice. We wanted a boy the first time and we got a girl the second time. It has to do with positions and results and all sorts of intricate things.
The weird thing isn’t that he wants to have more kids (why would you want more kids anyway gramps?), but that he tries different positions to have certain kind of kids.
Don’t you know that’s all bullshit?
I bet that’s just a good excuse to try different thing with your wifey. You pervert!
1 Comment »Victoria Beckham – Spicy Chicken
Victoria Beckham showed off her “cool” tattoo. I have always said that it’s not a good idea to get a tattoo in a language that you don’t understand.
I had my Asian friend translate the tattoo and it actually means – “Spicy chicken with extra rice”
So here ya go folks. Lesson learned.
4 Comments »No Doubt Reunites
Gwen Stefani has confirmed she will reunite with her No Doubt bandmates next year to record a new album – and she can think of nothing else.
No Doubt has been on an extended hiatus since frontwoman Stefani successfully reinvented herself as a solo pop star.
Stefani probably saw that her solo career isn’t doing so well, so she decided to make a quick buck with her old mates. Hope they don’t have any sour feelings for her ditching them so fast.
No Comments »What The Hell Happened To Britney Spears?
What has happened to that piece of ass?