Guess who was walking around in those tight-tight jeans the other day…

To find out

Yes, it was Lindsay Lohan walking around in Santa Monica.

Is she out of rehab already? Well I guess she was looking to score her next hit.

Guess whose sister is this? She has pretty much followed her sisters footsteps, but she hasn’t had any luck at all.

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It’s Dannii Minogue, the sister of Kylie Minogue.

They pretty much look the same. I really can’t say who is uglier.

Guess who changed her religion in order to hide her identity.

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It’s Paris Hilton! It’s her genius plan to avoid the police. She tried to figure out the way to hide herself and that’s the best thing she could come up with.

You got to hand it to her, as she is borderline retarded, at least she’s trying something.

Guess who is wearing that pervert looking overcoat. I haven’t noticed it before, but her feet aren’t very attractive.

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It’s Jessica Biel! She’s just about to leave her house to probably meet some director to cast her in a movie where she is wearing a tiny bikini. That’s why the overcoat, because she can’t walk around town in a skimpy outfit. I have no idea why, but you just can’t.

Guess who is showing her glamorous ass. Looks like she has recently dyed her head platinum blond.

She is getting hotter by the minute.

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Yes, It’s Scarlett Johansson at the Louis Vuitton “Love” party yesterday.

And she is looking pretty fine I must say. Now that’s a classy chick. No drugs, heavy drinking or pantie flashing whatsoever. Why can’t the other girls be more like her?

PS: Looks like the photograph was in love with her, because he sent me like a thousand pictures of her. Uuuuuu!

Guess who is showing her ass. An ass that seems to be through some rough times. That ass has seen the good and bad times.

That ass should pack its bags and go away for good. I must add that ass is very crazy.

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Yes, it’s Britney Spears and a hooker outfit. Who would have guessed that? Damn she is one ugly bag.

She has totally crashed and burned. I think I prefer her looking like a skinhead.

Guess who is showing her badonkadonk in front of many fans who are obviously excited to see her. And I can guarantee that she is more famous because of her ass than her acting abilities.

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It’s Jessica Biel arriving at The Late Show With David Letterman on April 16th.

I have no idea why she is covering up so much. It’s not like all those people came to see her speak…

Guess who is showing her wonderful crack to the whole world in the latest Elle magazine.

She is representing the ass-crack type.

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Yes, it’s Mandy Moore in Elle magazine May 2007.

Lovely crack ey? Next time she should loose the whole bottom half.

Guess who is acting very shy at the airport. Why are you hiding behind all that hair? Something to hide? Red eyes from all that coke?

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Yes, it’s Avril Lavigne at Los Angeles airport. I’d be hiding too if I sang like that.

Guess who is showing her (pretty old) ass at the beach in Hawaii.

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It’s Courtney Love in Hawaii yesterday! I’m amazed that she can afford to go to Hawaii. But she is starving as you can see.