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Jessica Alba Loves Dogs
Jessica Alba was spotted walking her dog yesterday. And oh boy was she exited. Her nipples were about to cut through her shirt and run into the freedom. Also she had some weird white substance on her left leg. Any explanations Jessica?
PS: The guy behind her is about to pass out from the excitement.
Jessica Alba Was Pulled Over
Jessica Alba was pulled over Monday in West Hollywood.
According to rainking33 the conversation went something like this:
Cop: “Ma’am, would you please step out of the car and stand with your legs spread.”
Jessica: “Why? I was only speeding”
Cop: “Ma’am, just do as I say”
Jessica: “Okay officer”
Cop: “I need to conduct a full cavity search. We had a report of someone matching your description that might have been smuggling drugs in one of her feminine holes. I should be done very quickly…Don’t worry about a thing. Oh, and by the way, I will be conducting this search with my penis.”
As fun as that conversation would have been she was actually pulled over because she didn’t have a license plate and she had all full tinted windows. For what? To hide from the paparazzi of course. Whaaaaa!
Fantastic Jessica Alba
Jessica Alba looked very hot at the Fantastic Four 2 screening party in Sydney last night.
A little fun fact: Alba claims she already has had several offers to peel off for the cameras, but has always declined, so far, because the parts have not been “right.”
I pray to god that the right part will come along soon. At least when she is still at her prime. No one wants to see 50 year old naked Alba. You got to do it while you’re still young.
Jessica Alba Wet
Jessica Alba was spotted in LA yesterday and man was she wet. And not the good wet. I’m talking smelly-sticky-nasty wet.
One would think she was just at the gym. But I’m afraid not. That’s how she usually looks.
The life of celebrities isn’t really that glamorous at all. They are people too. Smelly, but still people.
Jessica Alba Is Blind
Jessica Alba was spotted walking around with a cane and blind classes. Apparently she hit the back of her head against the table and completely lost her vision. Doctors say it could last from days to months. We’ll see.
I think I might have a chance with her now.
Jessica Alba Caught With Cum In Her Mouth
Whoops. I mean Jessica Alba was caught with gum in her mouth. Whoa!
I don’t even want to think what this title mistake will bring to me. If anyone came here thinking that they will see something ehmmm… else? Please let me know, just so I can count how many pervs there is in the world. (Probably too much)
Jessica Alba Bikini Candids
Jessica Alba in a bikini in Miami December 31st. She still looks hot, but there’s something off about her.
She is loosing her curves. Lately Alba told that she thinks she is fat?! What?! Looks like she is starving herself. Just look at her, she looks sick. Jessica Alba is becoming a skinny bitch!
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Jessica Alba and Fat Albert
Jessica Alba was spotted with her boy-pal at Kritik Clothing Launch at Casa Casaurina yesterday. And I must say the guy is getting fat. Looks like he has a too good of a life. His woman is working all day and he just sits at home eating and spending Jessica’s money. Isn’t that every mans dream?
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