Glunp.com » Jessica Simpson http://www.glunp.com We'll catch you with your panties down! Mon, 09 Aug 2010 14:24:24 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Fellowship Of Gossip http://www.glunp.com/2007/06/20/fellowship-of-gossip-24.html http://www.glunp.com/2007/06/20/fellowship-of-gossip-24.html#comments Wed, 20 Jun 2007 18:22:17 +0000 Glunp http://www.glunp.com/2007/06/20/fellowship-of-gossip-24.html Roselyn Sanchez sexy legs

Links brought to you by Roselyn Sanchez at “Yellow” film premiere.

Katie Holmes has a new haircut. She looks just like Tom now! [Celeb Warship]

Angelina Jolie went to a walk with all her (non)children [GOT]

Fergie has the coolest pants and she doesn’t look like a man at all…. NOOOT! [IBBB]

Jessica Simpson might be stalking John Mayer [FAC]

Naked Sting! Wohooooooo! YUK! [SOW]

Britney Spears nipple slip [Drunken Stepfather]

Kylie Bax looks like my grandmother [Bastardly]

Alfonso Ribeiro is a fat bastard [Evil Beet]

Paris Hilton porked Jack Osbourne [Yeeeah!]

]]> http://www.glunp.com/2007/06/20/fellowship-of-gossip-24.html/feed 0 The Real Jessica http://www.glunp.com/2007/06/01/the-real-jessica.html http://www.glunp.com/2007/06/01/the-real-jessica.html#comments Fri, 01 Jun 2007 14:53:20 +0000 Glunp http://www.glunp.com/2007/06/01/the-real-jessica.html Jessica Simpson slacks

This is the Jessica Simpson you will see when you date her. No wonder John dumped her. Girls have to understand that you still have to look hot when you have a guy. No one wants a slouch.

She really does look like a crap wagon in this picture.

No more slacks!

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Jessica Simpson in tiny workout clothes

Jessica Simpson legs

Jessica Simpson was wearing the most old school retro workout clothes I have ever seen. Also her legs don’t look very good in those pictures. They look a little too flabby.

Also that trainer guy has a chubby one hiding in his pants. You can tell by him puling his pants away trying to make enough free space in that area so it wouldn’t show. I can’t blame him. He probably had her do all kind of weird pervy stretches and exercises. Now he just can’t hurry home enough to crank one out.

BUSTED!

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Jessica Simpson was at an exclusive party on a private yacht after the Vanity Fair party at the Hotel Du Cap Saturday night, but she wasn’t fitting in with fellow guests.

She didn’t fit in with people? How is that possible? You mean she is as dumb as a bag of rocks and can’t form a proper sentence?

The part-time girlfriend of John Mayer “spent the whole night following Leonardo DiCaprio around like a lost puppy. He just seemed freaked out and kind of ignored her.”

It figures. Leonardo DiCaprio has probably got so many bimbos, he’s looking more than just a pair of tits right now. Leonardo is in the position to ignore chicks even as hot as Jessica.

PS: Does anything have to do with the fact that she’s planning on a movie career?

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Jessica Simpson wearing tight jeans

I looked at these pictures of Jessica Simpson leaving Dos Caminos restaurant in Soho, NY and saw that something doesn’t add up on those pictures. I couldn’t really put my finger on it, but she just didn’t look as hot as she usually does.

Then I noticed what were missing – her HUGE rack. That was it. Her boobs weren’t about to pop out of her dress.

Now I realize that she isn’t anything without her boobs.  She isn’t even that hot without them.

I’ve got a tip for you Jessica. As we all know now, your boobs are behind your success and you have to show them as much as you can. And now is the time to take advantage of them. Just whip em out and do a Playboy photoshoot and cash in on them puppies. Your time is running out. Soon they will be gone, and let’s face  it, no one really cares about your singing.

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A year after Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey filed for divorce, they have finally agreed to a settlement in the division of their marital assets.

In documents obtained by Us Weekly and filed in Los Angeles Superior Court on Dec. 19, Simpson, 26, and Lachey, 33, have finally agreed to a division of their property. However, the couple had all identifying information about their assets and debts sealed by the courts. They both further agreed to be bound by the confidential agreement.

Simpson filed for divorce from Lachey on November 23, 2005 after three and a half years of marriage.

Finally officially free. Now all religious people can have guilt free sex with her. Paaarteeey!

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Jessica Simpson leaving Club Social in Hollywood. See you can still look very beautiful without skanky clothes nor showing your “fun zone”.

Girls these days should learn something from her. (Not the singing tho *shrugs*)

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