Lindsay Lohan secret candids in rehab taken yesterday. The guy who took those pictures almost fell down the tree and broke his leg. Thanks for the effort.

As you can see Lindsay is very comfortable in rehab. It’s like her second home. Running around barefoot in a skimpy dress. I have a funny feeling she actually likes it there. Think about it, when she’s not there she drinks and does drugs like a complete idiot. And when she feels like the hangover will be too though for her she just goes to rehab, gets some good medicine and care, and she’ll be good for partying in a week.

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Lindsay Lohan is CRAZY! [Celeb Warship]

Jessica Simpson follows Mariah Carey’s footsteps [FAC]

Paris Hilton’s mug shot [SOW]

Kim Kardashian has an HUGE ass [Gossip Or Truth]

Britney Spears’ fat ass in a thong [IBBB]

Pamela Anderson showing her old ass on stage [Drunken Stepfather]

Alec Baldwin will be back on 30 Rock [Evil Beet]

Katherine Heigl looks like a bag of crap [Yeeeah!]

Megan Fox got herself an ugly tattoo [Bastardly]

Celine Dion dresses her son up like a girl [Celeb Warship]

Scary Spice might be in Dancing with the Stars [SOW]

Lindsay Lohan tried to commit suicide [GossipOrTruth]

Emily Scott looks amazing with her big boobs [FAC]

Miss USA, Rachel Smith, fell down on her ass while showing her dress [IBBB]

Danielle Lloyd is picking her ass again [Drunken Stepfather]

Kelly Brook looks hot in a bikini *MAIN PICTURE* [Bastardly]

Paris Hilton gets special treatment with her sentence [Yeeeah!]

Leonardo DiCaprio looks cool while smoking [Evil Beet]

Lindsay Lohan very messed up from drugs and drinking *puke* [SOW]

Cameron Diaz wants to hurt Jessica Biel real bad [Gossip Or Truth]

Rihanna can’t dress at all [IBBB]

Keith Richards wants to sodomize people with a banana [FAC]

Criss Angel probably banged Mandy Moore [Celeb Warship]

Mary Kate Olsen makes out with her boyfriend in public [Drunken Stepfather]

Heather Locklear in a tiny bikini (More pictures) [Bastardly]

Mischa Barton mixed alcohol with drugs and ended up in a hospital [Yeeeah!]

Lindsay Lohan went to the Britney Spears House of Blues concert the other day. Lindsay had some serious old-lady-jiggly-hands action going on.

I can’t possibly imagine how much Lindsay had to drink to get over that horrible so called “music” Britney was trying to pull off.

Sure she looks all dressy here, but wait until you see her at the after party.

Lindsay Lohan looked very gorky at the Coachella Music Festival. Where the hell did she get those pants and that shirt?

I have no idea how she is pulling the trick of not drinking. She must be heavily using pills.

Lindsay Lohan showing her stuff on the latest Nylon issue.

A funny quote from the issue “You can’t lie to an actress. I mean, that’s just stupid!”  – What?

Why not? Why is it stupid? What the hell are you talking about bitch?

I think she has been lied to whole her life. Everyone just wants to get in her pants.

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As you probably have heard Lindsay Lohan‘s Myspace account and Blackberry was hacked this week. And so much sensitive data was revealed, including Paris Hiltons phone number and email address.

Paris Hilton:

Phone: (310)801-0148

E-mail: princessph@mycingular.blackberry.net

Lindsay Lohan:

E-mail: labellavita7@tmo.blackberry.net

Lindsay Lohan went to DJ AM’s birthday party at club LAX and she got it on like a real white girl. Just look at the way she is dancing and snipping her fingers.

As you can see rehab did a lot of good to Lindsay.

Hah, there is “Kate Moss Blows” on that guys shirt. As you can see Lindsay drinks and parties only at classy places.

Lindsay Lohan checked herself into rehab. She couldn’t handle all the booze around her and she can’t just say no. So Lindsay had to take desperate measures and join the rehab club. Jesus can only save her now!

Lindsay says “I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health. I appreciate your well wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time.”

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