Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck Out
Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck were at the market in Santa Monica with their daughter yesterday. And as usual Ben had his oh-my-god-why-did-I-marry-her-I-could-have-every-chick-on-the-planet face on. Poor guys. Sometimes I stay up late at night and think about the huge mistake he has made. Well, not really, but I thought about it now for about 10 seconds. And man what a mistake he made.
Liz Hurley Pokies
Liz Hurley showed us more than enough yesterday. London is famous for its cool breezes that do wonders to your nipples.
Liz Hurley, as we all know, isn’t a big fan of bras so she showed everything shes’ got. Luckily she still has it… well at least she has some of this. She should consider a very supporting bra.
I’ll give her few more years till everything starts to fell completely apart.
2 Comments »Rose McGowan Hides Herself
Rose McGowan was at the red carpet at Death Proof premiere at Cannes Film Festival when she suddenly felt the urge to cover her boobs. She did it apparently because she thought people were getting too much of a peek at them.
Amazingly she doesn’t look very manly in those pictures. Well maybe only a little.
5 Comments »Kate Bosworth Forgot Her Boobs
Kate Bosworth was caught walking around at the beach in Hawaii yesterday. Is Lois Lane lane gone anorexic? I mean where the hell are her boobs? I have no idea what’s the point of her wearing that top. And I think Superman could do much better…
Alyson Hannigan in a Bikini
Alyson Hannigan was spotted running around in a bikini on the beach in Hawaii yesterday. And the Buffys little helper looked like she has been working out. She has the Lindsay Lohan freckles thing going on. Looks like she has skin cancer or something.
Alyson has one of the ugliest mugs I have ever seen. And what the hell is she doing to that guy? Digging in his ass? Kinky?!
This one time in band camp…
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Brittany Snow Has Grown Up
Brittany Snow looked very grownup at the GLAAD Media Awards yesterday. I think no one cares about the results.
No one worth mention showed up to the show, but what surprised me is that Brittany Snow looked pretty darn hot.
Although she still has a dog face and that huge wound on her forehead (get it fixed already!).
6 Comments »Uma Thurman Is Old And Ugly
Uma Thurman was spotted at the beach and man does she look UGLY! Just look at her tits. I think I have never seen a pair of tits that hang so low. She is completely falling apart. Every part of her body is giving up. Uma looks 80.
She has totally hit the wall. No, she has hit through the wall and was ran over by a truck.
Be right back, need to clean up my vomit.
Nicole Kidman Is Old
Nicole Kidman is getting old and apparently she goes to the “bathroom” without knowing it. At least that’s what happened at the beach in Saint-Barthélemy.
Hint: don’t dig your panties right after you have soiled them.
No Comments »Sharon Stone Went Apeshit
Sharon Stone went crazy when paparazzi tried to take her picture yesterday. She screamed at the paparazzi like a crazy pig, she cursed like a sailor and basically promised the paparazzi that they will be dead if they took her picture.
One of the funniest thing was, when the old lady (Sharon Stone) tried to take a picture of the paparazzi (who she will probably execute) she closed her one eye like she was taking a picture with an regular camera. How funny is that? HAHAHA!
Senior citizens are the best!
2 Comments »Kirsten Dunst is One Scary Looking Beast
Kirsten Dunst showed us her ummm…. something at the beach yesterday. I have no idea what the hell she is smiling about. She has to be one of the most ugliest celebrities in a bikini. Her body is caving in or something.
Kirsten has no breasts nor ass whatsoever. Her face is an complete disaster.
She should be careful, the zoo might catch her soon.
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