John Travolta Is Making Babies Right Now!

Nope, not with Uma Thurman, but with his wife.
John Travolta and wife Kelly Preston are planning to expand their family and are trying to have a third child.
The couple, who have been married for 15 years, currently have two children together, son Jett, 14, and daughter, Ella, six.
The Swordfish star claims the couple uses different techniques to try and plan the sex of their children.
He adds, There are these other things where you have to decide if you want to have a boy or a girl. There are certain techniques you use. It worked twice. We wanted a boy the first time and we got a girl the second time. It has to do with positions and results and all sorts of intricate things.
The weird thing isn’t that he wants to have more kids (why would you want more kids anyway gramps?), but that he tries different positions to have certain kind of kids.
Don’t you know that’s all bullshit?
I bet that’s just a good excuse to try different thing with your wifey. You pervert!
1 Comment »79th Academy Awards Results
I think Ellen DeGeneres should crawl back to the hole she came from.
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Lucy Lawless Lost and Nasty


Lucy Lawless at the New Zealand Oscar Party February 23.
Lucy!? What are do doing there? Any Oscar nominated Xena movies I have missed, perhaps?
And at least you could have shaved your armpits. NASTY!

I think I just thew up.
19 Comments »Eva Mendes InStyle Magazine February 2007

Eva Mendes looking absolutely fabulous in InStyle Magazine February 2007.
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2 Comments »Meagan Good The Chocolate Goddess

Meagan Good at Stomp The Yard premiere yesterday looking amazingly hot.
1 Comment »Brittany Daniel New Boobs

Brittany Daniel shows off her new boobs at a Rob McEwan photoshoot. I think she was way hotter with her real ones. Those huge can’s just don’t fit her at all. They are live-less. They look dead. Nothing pretty about that.
Oh why does Hollywood have to ruin beautiful women?! Get it into your head ladies – MEN don’t like fake HARD boobs!
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1 Comment »Lucy Liu Goes to a Toga Party

Oh wait it’s a movie premiere. Your dress confused me for a second there. Lucy Liu looked, I’d say modest, at the “Code Name: The Cleaner” premiere yesterday.
With all the nips and slips these days people don’t know how to react if you dress.. er.. normal?
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1 Comment »Julia Roberts The Third

Page Six has learned that the auburn-tressed Oscar winner Julia Roberts is pregnant with her third child and will give birth next summer. The happy news comes as Roberts flies high in the nation’s No. 5 picture, “Charlotte’s Web,” in which she provides the voice for the beloved spider.
Her pregnancy is somewhat of a surprise since the star, 39, had so much difficulty with her first effort to start a family with cameraman hubby Danny Moder, 37. In November 2004, she gave birth to twins Phinnaeus Walter and Hazel Patricia - but only after months of round-the-clock bed rest that followed a scare in which she was rushed to the hospital with false labor.
She just keep popping those puppies like nothing. I guess when you are this big of a “star” you get lonely sometimes and you need someone there to love you.
Julia don’t you want to go with the flow and adopt African children like all the other “cool” celebrities? Why do you have to be such a diva and be different?
No Comments »Picture Moment With Christian Bale

Pictures from a shoot where Christian Bale is in a car and looking hot and steamy for all the ladies (Or guys). Enjoy girls/guys.
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2 Comments »The Governator Broke His Leg

Could you imagine the scream that the beast let loose? AGHHHAAGGAAHHHGAAARRR!!
Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger fell and broke his right leg Saturday morning while skiing with his family in Sun Valley, Idaho, officials on the governor’s staff said.
The 59-year-old governor will have surgery to repair a broken femur when he returns to Los Angeles after Christmas.
Jesus Christ! Femur bone just had to hurt. And that beast of a man has a pretty big one. Femur bone is the strongest bone in a human body.
I bet he had a Terminator flashback and tried to fly and kill some German tourists.
Terminator is getting old. Sad to see it. You better stay behind your desk old man! (Please don’t hurt me I bruise like a peach)

