Anastacia showed her manly cleavage at a concert in London yesterday.

I don’t know why, but for some reason Anastacia frightens me. I don’t know if it’s the manly build or the crazy deep voice or the fact that she has a pecker.

Please don’t haunt me in my dreams anymore.

Spice Girls might be (sadly) touring and singing real soon. Yesterday they had a photoshoot. For what? Probably they needed some new photos when they’ll be announcing their reunion.

But Spice Girls? All I see are Spice Broads…

How fat can Kelly Clarkson get? For the love of god just look at her at the ABC Good Morning America Summer Concert Series yesterday. Kelly seriously is a fat whale who needs to be thrown back into the sea.

She has really let herself go. I have no idea how she possibly has the courage to show up on stage.

I noticed that there’s something very wrong with Olivia Newton-Johns’ hand. It looks like a deformed claw. Plus she has really gotten old.

Shakira and Penelope Cruz went clubbing last night. Lately Shakira has been hanging out with a lot of celebrities. I guess she wants to raise her American profile.

Penelope Cruz showed Shakira how Latinas party it up in America. Shakira looked scared the whole time.

Shakira needs to relax and whore it out like the rest of the “stars”.

Shakira was shopping in Beverly Hills the other day. Without makeup she doesn’t look that hot. And her nose appears to be very big too. And who’s that old guy and what is he trying to show with his fingers?

Paulina Rubio, the rock version of Shakia, performed at the Beacon Theater on Wednesday. And I must say she was acting pretty crazy. She was wearing a hot outfit tho (hot or very weird, can’t decide).

Nice upskirt. Yay for stage pictures!

Gwen Stefani was out with her family in New York yesterday afternoon. Is it just me or have her boobs grown?

And why are they already messing with their child’s look? Hence the hairdo.

I actually thought that Fergie looks alright from bottom up, but as soon as I noticed that she has cellulite all over her ass I changed my mind immediately. She really doesn’t look half bad on that stage, but her shorts are few inches too short. If she’d cover that bad part, maybe and only maybe then everything might have been alright.

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Well at least she did look like an Asian woman in Berlin a few days ago. Looks like Rihanna is doing everything she can just not to look good. I think she figured – “Hey, I’ll wear the ugliest clothes and the ugliest wig I can find today and lets see what happens.”

She really looks horrible, but the little side-bra action makes it a little better. Not really tho.