Ashley Olsen Looks Weird

I really haven’t seen the Olsen twins without their sunglasses so I’m not used to that. But when I saw Ashley Olsen going to Nobu in Malibu without her sunglasses I got scared.
Seems like they wear those HUGE sunglasses to cover their faces for a reason.
Fellowship Of Gossip

Lindsay Lohan very messed up from drugs and drinking *puke* [SOW]
Cameron Diaz wants to hurt Jessica Biel real bad [Gossip Or Truth]
Rihanna can’t dress at all [IBBB]
Keith Richards wants to sodomize people with a banana [FAC]
Criss Angel probably banged Mandy Moore [Celeb Warship]
Mary Kate Olsen makes out with her boyfriend in public [Drunken Stepfather]
Heather Locklear in a tiny bikini (More pictures) [Bastardly]
Mischa Barton mixed alcohol with drugs and ended up in a hospital [Yeeeah!]
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Ashley & Mary-Kate Olsen were at the Farce of the Penguins DVD release party last night. And I must say Bob Saget looked extra pervy that night. I think he might have a thing for the twins. Sick-o!
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Mary Kate Olsen was spotted walking around in Los Angeles with polar vest yesterday.
Because as we all know it’s been pretty cold in LA lately. Today the temperature only reached about 85 degrees.
I’m telling you - anorexia is bad kids. You’re cold all the time.
But MK is wearing it for fashion, as we all know. Just look how good she looks in it.
She looks like she is wearing my dead dog. Hickles?!?
The Two Fuglies

Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen at HBO’s Annual Pre-Golden Globe reception.
Oh my god how horrible they look. They scared all the little kids at the reception. Honestly I can’t really tell one from the other at the moment.
The Tiny Darkness

Ashley Olsen galloping on the streets of Beverly Hills wearing a black FUR! coat I must say it’s pretty warm in Beverly Hills this time of the year. But one of the main problems with anorexics are that they are always cold.
I wonder when will PETA get on the Olsens asses.
Hey at least she has a “cool” skull on her foot. Ugh!
The Olsen Twig

Mary-Kate Olsen AKA Cruella DeVille was doing some mean shopping yesterday. She has really turned 180 degrees. She has all black(and white) clothes, her scarf has sculls on it, she is as pale as it can get. Plus she had very hideous shoes on. Where the heck do you get so ugly shoes?
She is the route of all evil, I tell ya!
Everybody have gone out of hand lately. Young girls really need some direction.
PS: Hope she doesn’t kill any puppies.
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Mary-Kate Olsen Is The Young Cruella DeVille ?!
Is Mary-Kate Olsen the new Cruella DeVille? She sure looks like it!
She is really scary lookin’ now. Little kids are afraid of her.
Special Thanks to Captain Caveman
One of the Olsen Twins is taken

Mary-Kate Olsen and her new boyfriend Max Snow were caught! They were shopping for grocery’s. AS they say. I think there’s something fishy about the whole thing.
First of all. Look what they are wearing. And none of them has socks. What’s up with that?
I wonder if the guy has ever mixed them up and “accidentally” banged the other one. Talking about the other one, who’s hitting that? Is there only one? Mirror tricks for all those years? Who knows.
I bet he was thinking about hooking up with one of them while he was watching the Full House.
I sure as hell did. I mean when they were older. And legal of course. What? Stop looking at me like that.
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