I noticed that there’s something very wrong with Olivia Newton-Johns’ hand. It looks like a deformed claw. Plus she has really gotten old.

Chloe Sevigny was at the Big Love premiere on June 7th and her face looked very tired. Maybe she was hung over and didn’t get her morning gin and tonic?

As you can see she has been working on her legs, but not so much in the face area.

You look like a crack dealer. Get it together woman!

Teri Hatcher was at some event in Italy yesterday and she was with the creepiest guy I have ever seen. Is her self esteem really that low? I think I have seen that guy on the FBI most wanted pervert list.

Michelle Trachtenberg was at the Hard Rock yesterday and man did she look creepy. Looks like she has lost some weight. Are everyone starving in Hollywood now? And what the hell is up with that costume? I think the blind crazy cat lady next door dresses better than her.

British wannabe actor, now a glamor model (what ever that’s supposed to be), Gemma Atkinson was at the British Soap Awards and may oh may did she bring something with her. I think she recently had some work done. I don’t think I need to point out the exact place.

But these are one of the wonkiest boobs I have ever seen.

Kelly Preston was at the Narconon Hawaii Fundraiser Event with John Travolta and man did Travolta look scary. Scientology has really messed him up. He has the eyes of Tom Cruise.

Eva Mendes looked absolutely amazing at the Cannes Film Festival yesterday. Only beef I have with her is that ridiculous dress. But in my dreams I like to think that she wasn’t wearing anything under that thing. Oh please god make it happen so a big wind will come and blow that dress up.

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Well at least she did look like an Asian woman in Berlin a few days ago. Looks like Rihanna is doing everything she can just not to look good. I think she figured – “Hey, I’ll wear the ugliest clothes and the ugliest wig I can find today and lets see what happens.”

She really looks horrible, but the little side-bra action makes it a little better. Not really tho.

Oh my god! Look at Petra Nemcova‘s armpit! What the hell is that? Looks like a firecracker went off under there and now it’s all infected and rotting.

How can a chick that hot have something that disgusting under her arm?

If I was her, I would never wear anything that didn’t have sleeves. You need to get that checked ASAP!

NASTY!!!!

Rose McGowan was at the red carpet at Death Proof premiere at Cannes Film Festival when she suddenly felt the urge to cover her boobs. She did it apparently because she thought people were getting too much of a peek at them.

Amazingly she doesn’t look very manly in those pictures. Well maybe only a little.