Fran Drescher Is Not Bad…
…For an OLD lady! Fran Drescher surprised everyone at The Starter Wife premiere yesterday. She cut off the back of her suit and showed everyone her old-lady back fat. What the hell are you trying to pull here?
Why won’t celebrities retire with dignity? Why does she have to show the whole world her old-people moles and pimples?
Holy Cow! It’s Kelly Osbourne
Look, it’s Kelly Moooooooooooo Osbourne. Just look at her at the British Academy Television Awards. She is HUGE! Her life must be too good if she has all that free time to stuff her face with that much food.
Plus she has all those horrible tattoos to go with the huge size.
Why would she want to be a celebrity? Why not just live off your dads money and party it up (coke), with your friends, away from the publics eye?
Angelina Jolie Has Man-Hands
Angelina Jolie attends a photocall for the film “A Mighty Heart†at the Palais des Festivals during the 60th International Cannes Film Festival on May 21, 2007 in Cannes, France.
Apparently all that child adopting has mutated her hands into giant-ugly-man-hands. I’m all for helping other people and all that but what she’s doing is just crazy. You can’t go all over the world and collect children like candy. They aren’t collectible dolls. If you collect one from every country you won’t win a prize.
She said, in her latest interview, that she is taking a year off from all work and plan on saving the world. She’ll take Brad (poor bastard) and go around the world “saving” people. All she does is make em horny.
Jolie, a Goodwill Ambassador for the UNHCR, insisted she will continue her campaign for justice around the world, even though there have been concerns for her safety: “I don’t want to live inside a box. I will be smart, but I will lead a very bold life, and I will learn about the world.”
Anyway. Huge hands, huh? Who would have known.
8 Comments »Victoria Beckham Dykeing It Up
Victoria Beckham looked very dykey at the Chanel Cruise Show. What’s up with that haircut? Also she is getting frightengly thin. Look at her middle section. It’s only matter of days when she will disappear.
Nicole Scherzinger Manning It Out
Nicole Scherzinger at CW Network Upfront at Madison Square Garden. Nicole is getting manlier by the minute. Every time I see her she is more butch. I’m pretty sure she is packing heat.
I’ll catch you one day! The day you get lazy and forget to tape it up, I’ll be there.
5 Comments »Lindsay Lohan Has Old Lady Hands
Lindsay Lohan went to the Britney Spears House of Blues concert the other day. Lindsay had some serious old-lady-jiggly-hands action going on.
I can’t possibly imagine how much Lindsay had to drink to get over that horrible so called “music” Britney was trying to pull off.
Sure she looks all dressy here, but wait until you see her at the after party.
3 Comments »Fantastic Jessica Alba
Jessica Alba looked very hot at the Fantastic Four 2 screening party in Sydney last night.
A little fun fact: Alba claims she already has had several offers to peel off for the cameras, but has always declined, so far, because the parts have not been “right.”
I pray to god that the right part will come along soon. At least when she is still at her prime. No one wants to see 50 year old naked Alba. You got to do it while you’re still young.
Kathy Griffin – All On The Floor
Kathy Griffin apparently forgot how to use her legs and face planted on the pavement. I mean this is one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time. She just came out of the car and *WHAM* eat some asphalt.
Talk about public humiliation. I bet the rest of her night went pretty well.
Things can’t go well when you start the night face down on the ground.
3 Comments »Pink Is A Real Man
Pink is getting manlier by the minute. Just look at her at the MTV Australia VMAs on Friday. Hope she won’t beat me up because of this post. But you got to be honest here and admit that she really looks like a dude.
It’s time to change from Pink to Punk.
Elizabeth Hurley Is Proud Of Her Hooves
Elizabeth Hurley as showing her legs at the red carpet like there was no tomorrow. She knows she has good legs and that’s pretty much all she did that nigh – showed off her legs.
Elizabeth made sure that everyone saw her legs and she was pulling her dress that was covering her legs all night so they would be exposed.
Now that’s a MILF!
PS: Women should really stop showing their armpits. Guess what – they really aren’t that sexy, more like a complete turnoff.