Scarlett Johansson Looks Horrible


Scarlett Johansson looked absolutely horrible at the Coachella Music Festival on April 27th. I mean, what the hell is she wearing? And the worst part about it is that she actually sang.
I think I spot some some cellulite on her legs too.
Scarlett Johansson Pissed Off


Scarlett Johansson arrived very pissed off at the Saturday Night Live afterparty. What’s up her panties?
Maybe the fact that SNL has gone totally downhill and none of her sketches weren’t any good?
Scarlett Johansson In Vogue April 2007

Scarlett Johansson looking pretty damn hot in Vogue magazine April 2007. Is it just me or can’t Vogue take a decent picture even if their life depended on it?
Clever quote: “I can dress in whatever I want. Besides, some fellows like me!”
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No Comments »Scarlett Johansson The Splitter

Now it’s is pretty much official that Scarlett Johansson was the reason that Justin and Cameron broke up.
“Scarlett has always liked Justin. They’ve always had a flirtation – that’s why Cameron was threatened by her.”
Can’t say Cameron was wrong the she was threatened by Scarlett. Who wouldn’t?
And Justin did a right choice. Who wouldn’t hit that? Leave the hold hag.
No Comments »Josh Hartnett The Playa of The Month

Josh Hartnett was back with on-again, off-again girlfriend Scarlett Johansson. They were seen making out last week, but apparently they are taking Johansson’s “open relationship” policy seriously. Hartnett was spotted at Spotted Pig sucking face with supermodel Gisele Bundchen Saturday night. “They were all over each other,” said the spy. Reps for Harnett didn’t return calls, and a rep for Bundchen would not comment.
Josh Hartnett really gets some world-class ass. I mean Scarlett Johansson and Gisele Bundchen in the same week? What’s so special about him? The unibrow?
He must have been a fluffer or something in his previous life to get so much blessings.
4 Comments »Scarlett Johansson anorexic?

Just look at Scarlett Johansson’s newest picture. What the heck is the matter with her?
Is she on the Nicole Richie diet? Can we see her getting a DUI anytime soon?
Or her head has just grown tremendously. Just look at that melon!
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