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Serena Williams Can Kick Your Ass
Serena Williams looked very manly at the beach of Miami the other day. She was as big as a ox. I mean that girl can break your back with her bare hands.
The guy with her must be into men or something. No way I can ever find that beast of a woman attractive. Her pecks are bigger than his.
PS: Baby got back!
1 Comment »Hayden Panettiere Likes Baseball
Hayden Panettiere was playing baseball the other day and looked awfully boyish. And no, I’m not going to do any first of third base jokes. I’ll let you pervs do it for me.
I have no idea where she got those mom-pants. They are very unflattering.
Eva Longoria In Bebe Sport
Eva Longoria is the new spokesmodel for Babe Sport. She replaced Mischa Barto, because Mischa just didn’t have any meat on her bones anymore.
When you looked at Mischa the first thing that came to your mind wasn’t Sport, it was Oh-My-God-Look-At-That-Disgusting-Anorexic-Bitch!
PS. Those ad campaign pictures will launch later this month! Enjoy!
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3 Comments »New Couple Alert!!
It’s official!!! After months of speculation and rumors, supermodel Gisele Bundchen and Patriots quarterback Tom Brady go public with their relationship!
1 Comment »The Other Borat
Sasha Cohen at the Golden Globe party in Beverly Hills.
Don’t mistake her with Sasha Baron Cohen aka Borat. Sasha Cohen is an American figure skater. She is the reigning U.S. National Champion and silver medalist at the 2006 Winter Olympics in Turin, Italy.
She is very hot, I must say.
No Comments »Jenna Jameson Still Sexy?
Jenna Jameson at the 24th annual Adult Video News Awards Show. She arrived with Tito Ortiz. She still looks hot, but not so much. You know? Jenna is starting to look fake. Time is catching up with her, but she is trying her best to stay young. Thus the freakishly tanned skin and pulled back face. Soon she’ll be oriental.
And damn Tito’s head is big! (Please don’t hurt me, I’m fragile)
Living In America!
Victoria and David Beckham have confirmed that the couple will move to L.A. later this year. “David has just signed the biggest deal in global sport history with the Galaxy soccer team,” a Beckham business insider tells PEOPLE. “It is worth several hundred million dollars over five years. They will move after he finishes this season playing in Madrid.”
I hope (not really) that Victoria can buy some bras now with the big money they will be making in the US of A.
Tiger Woods Juice Works
Tiger Woods finally did it. He took his 9club and made his wife Elin pregnant.
Quote: “We are expecting our first child this summer, Obviously, we couldn’t be happier and our families are thrilled. I have always wanted to be a dad. I just wish my father could be around to share the experience.”
And Leopard Woods will be born!
Michael Jordan Files for Divorce
Michael Jordan and his wife, Juanita, filed for divorce Friday after 17 years of marriage.
“Michael and Juanita Jordan mutually and amicably decided to end their 17-year marriage,” the couple said in a statement issued through their lawyers. “A judgment for dissolution of their marriage was entered today. There will be no further statements.”
The couple said “irreconcilable differences have caused an irretrievable breakdown of the marriage.” The couple said attempts to reconcile their marriage had failed and future ones “would be impractical and not in the best interests of the family.”
Juanita Jordan previously filed for divorce in January 2002 but withdrew her petition a month later when the couple announced they were attempting a reconciliation.
The Jordans, who have lived separately since February, will share custody of their children, according to court documents.
“The co-petitioners acknowledge that although their marriage is ending, they desire to resolve all of the issues surrounding the dissolution of marriage in the most amicable, expeditious and private fashion possible, for the benefit of themselves and their children,” the documents read.
Yes! Michael finally did it. He got rid of the crazy bitch. He tried it once, but the succubus got him back. I sure know what the irreconcilable differences are - other women, Michael wants to get laid, as much as possible! He is a smart man and he knows that life is only so long and he should take advantage of it. Go Mike, it’s your birthday, go Mike!
Mike Tyson Arrested
Mike Tyson was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence and possession of cocaine after police stopped him shortly after he left a Scottsdale nightclub.
Sgt. Larry Hall said the boxer was stopped after his car almost struck a sheriff’s vehicle while leaving the club at about 1:45 a.m.
“He showed signs of impairment and voluntarily submitted to field sobriety tests,” said Hall, a member of the Buckeye Police Department who was working in the area as part of a holiday DUI task force.
Hall said Tyson was placed under arrest after “showing more signs of impairment” during the field sobriety tests. Police then found cocaine on him and in his car, Hall said. The boxer was alone in the car.
Oh no he didn’t! Mike just can’t keep it straight huh? Well…er… I… I have nothing to say, because I like me ears and I’d like to keep them. Thank you very much.
PS: Is he trying to lick someone on the mugshot picture?
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