Giorgio Armani Celebrates the Oscars VOL 1
25 Feb 2007

Katie Holmes left the alien (Tom Cruise) home, because he had to contact his home planet. So she just hung out with another creepy looking dude - John Travolta.

Penelope Cruz is trying to show off her new body that she has been working on. She tries to crash as many parties as she can. Penelope knows that if she wants to stay in showbiz she has to look good. We all know she isn’t in movies, because she’s talented.
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11 Dec 2006



Is it Tom’s turn now? He has all the symptoms - bigger boobs, wide thighs, double chin, big ass.
What an beautiful alien baby that’ll be. Awwww.
Posted Under: CSI, Tom Cruise
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