If you haven’t seen Kelly Ripa in a bikini yet, then now is your chance. She is oddly skinny – too skinny even. The bitch needs a sandwich. Please give her a damn sandwich already!

No way something like that can be attractive.

Big Brother UK contestant Nikki Grahame celebrated her birthday yesterday and gladly showed all the people her boobs.

She also made out with random girls at the party. Quite a little whore that one is. We should keep our eye on that one. No? Sure, why not, no one knows her anyway. Have your crazy fun drunk time!

Whoa! Ninel Conde a Mexican TV star(whore?) looks pretty amazing with her new pair of boobs. But she looks a little too oily. And what’s that crap that has gathered between her boobs? I have notices that many women have that problem. What is that crap? Wash your cleavage women!

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Jennifer Tilly playing poker and as you can see she definitely had the top pair. Also looks like she went all-in.

Those thing are huge. The whole show was focused on her “pair”.

Hayden Panettiere was on Leno Friday and Kevin Bacon just couldn’t take his eyes off her. I mean he was smittened. I think Kevin has to remember that Hayden is still jailbait and he has a loving wife and family back home.

So back off Kevin!

Olivia Mojica, an American Idol contestant, apparently has a sex tape out that is full of hot steamy moaning and rubbing for 40 minutes. To be honest with you I have no idea who she is. All I know about American Idol is that you MUST vote for Sanjya every week. She(he?) must win so the show would end up in the toilet.

But overall I guess AI must produce some talent, like this sex tape.

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John C. McGinley also knows as Dr. Perry Cox on the show Scrubs finally married with his long time girlfriend Nichole Kessler yesterday.

What amazed me is that John used his son, who has Down syndrome, to pick up chicks. How wrong is that?

Quote:  Max, who has Down syndrome, approached Kessler on the beach while McGinley was playing fetch with his dogs. “Max went over to this hot blonde behind me and I was just aghast,” said McGinley. “I was like, ‘Max, you get the dogs. I’ll talk to the hot blondes.’ And so we switched.”

Emmanuelle Chriqui was at the Entourage premiere and she showed the world her nipple. And it was great!

That chick really is amazingly hot. Too bad she is stuck with that little midget on the show.

PS: This might be Glunp exclusive.

Hayden Panettiere looking cute and buying some coffee in Hollywood. She really is growing up under our eyes.  Hope she won’t get all crazy and turn out like all the other young celebrities like the Olsen twins or Hilary Duff.

Hayden better not start to loose weight!

Can’t the world have a one good peach that doesn’t go bad?

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Kelly Clarkson is at the beach with a group of the most ugliest yentas you have ever seen.

Kelly Clarkson has really hit the wall – man, she has hit the wall and then crashed and burned. Probably someone beat her with an ugly stick after that.

Pretty much all she has done is won a karaoke contest.

PS: Hiding among those fat skanks doesn’t do you much. You still look horrible.

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