Laguna Beach’s Jessica Smith Busted for DUI
Former Laguna Beach star Jessica Smith was arrested for driving under the influence on Monday on the freeway near Laguna, according to the California Highway Patrol.
Smith, 19, was driving a 1999 Volkswagen Bug with one other passenger inside when the car rear-ended an Acura due to Smith’s “level of intoxication, unsafe speed, and wet roadway conditions,” a CHP statement read.
She was arrested on a felony DUI charge and booked at the Orange County Jail.
Both the driver of the Acura and Smith’s passenger suffered minor injuries. Smith was not injured.
Smith briefly dated costar Jason Wahler on season two of the show. Wahler was most recently sentenced to 60 days in county jail for assault charges.
No Comments »No Nobu For Jeremy Piven
Jeremy Piven had a falling-out with the manager of Nobu Matsuhisa in Aspen over his recent behavior at the restaurant. Now a source adds that the “Entourage” star had a similar showdown with a hostess at the restaurant off Vine in Hollywood. Piven, who did not have a reservation, was reportedly unhappy a table could not be found because the restaurant was booked solid on Valentine’s Day.
“Believe it or not, he used the ‘Don’t you know who I am?’ line,” laughs the source.
“He proceeded to berate [the hostess] about her treatment of him.” Piven allegedly left in a huff, “but not before slamming her about her working in a restaurant,” says the spy.
Jesse Metcalfe Checks into Rehab
 
The hunk Jesse Metcalfe who is screwing everyone in Desperate Housewives’Â checked into rehab for alcohol abuse this week. How lame is that?
Rehab has lately really been a “cool” thing in Hollywood. I guess it’s a easy way to get some publicity.
He should go to rehab for screwing so many chicks. Bastard!
No Comments »The Crying Girl On American Idol
Did you ever wonder who was the sobbing girl on American idol and why was she on camera on most of the Sanjaya( or however the hell you spell that) performance? Well true, the producers just wanted to show anything else than that weirdo sing. They basically tried to save the show.
But I’m still supporting the fact that everyone should vote for Sanjaya! Oh my god, how fun would it be if he(she?) would win!?
Anyway back to the “mystery tears”
Quotes from the source:
The crying girl, Ashley Ferl, aged 13, from Riverside. For some long minutes after the show, Ashley remained in a state of inconsolable sobbing, unable to choke out a single word. However, through an interpreter (her mother) we were eventually able to learn some facts about the young superstar.
The family, I was told, obtained tickets on a website to attend a taping of “Smarter Than a 5th Grader†a day passage that included not just the taping of the show itself, but also the dress rehearsal of either “Grader†or “Idol.†The fates were kind, and the mother and daughter found their way to the “Idol†rehearsal, where Ashley’s waterworks began. Her prowess was quickly brought to the attention of “Idol†producers who summoned the clan to a ringside seat of honor at the final taping.
Well, you people happy now? Wanting to know all that information about an innocent little girl. How dare you?!
PS: It looked like she was “pushing one out” to me.
Kellie Pickler Had a Boob Job
American Idol contestant Kellie Pickler showed up to the stage again, but this time she brought something new. Besides her bad singing she also showed up with a new pair of amazingly delicious boobs.
I’m loving this too much! Can’t believe miss goody good American idol actually did something like this and got an boob job.
On the show Ryan Seacrest actually asked if she had bought anything lately and dumb as she was she answered “Yes, shoes.”
Can’t believe that kiss ass Ryan Seacrest actually referred to her boob job. I guess the people on American Idol are really mad at her and made Ryan say that.
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17 Comments »Ali Larter and Black Magic
Ali Larter pulled up with a dress that clearly isn’t made for someone who doesn’t have any boobs.
I don’t even want to imagine what amount of double-sided tape is holding that dress up. Oh, and the pain she must go through at the end of the night to get out of it. God, hope it won’t be hot at the Oscars.
No Comments »Sarah Michelle Gellar Got Sacked
Sarah Michelle Gellar aka “Buffy” looked hot as usual, but what’s up with the potato sack girl?
Are we trying to hide something? It looks like you took a piece of curtain and made a dress out of it in the last second.
I also have a theory that she might be pregnant.
And one thing I had never noticed before is that Sarah has amazingly large teeth. What’s up with the choppers?
No Comments »Marcia Cross Had Twins
Marcia Cross gave birth to twin (human?) daughters yesterday. People magazine reports:
The girls, Eden and Savannah, who were born at a Los Angeles hospital, are the first children for the Desperate Housewives actress, 44, and her stockbroker husband Tom Mahoney, 49, who married in June 2006. “Mother and babies are all doing well,” says Cross’s rep.
Oh my god! Can you imagine what the kids look like? She is a complete monster and her husband is one of the most messed-up lookin’ people I have ever seen. Just look at that ugly mug of his. Hideous!
Those kids will have a tough times in the future.
Saget The Pervert
Ashley & Mary-Kate Olsen were at the Farce of the Penguins DVD release party last night. And I must say Bob Saget looked extra pervy that night. I think he might have a thing for the twins. Sick-o!
3 Comments »Love for Abdul?
Courtney Love confirms the fact that she has been offered to replace Paula Abdul on American Idol. I guess Paula can’t hold her liquor as well as Courtney can.
Why would you want to replace one drunken talentless whore with another?
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