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Hayden Panettiere Eats Ass

Glunp — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 10:15:06 +0000

Hayden Panettiere dived into her ass like there’s no tomorrow on the set of Heroes yesterday.

I mean this girls means business. If you need something done right, you have to do it yourself.

But I have no idea why she licked her hand after she was digging through her thong.

Beyonce Faceplants

Glunp — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 13:57:13 +0000

Beyonce fell down on her face at a concert last week. She was lip-syncing her way down the stairs and she lost her balance and faceplanted. But she got up like nothing happened and kept the show going. It’s the funniest thing I have seen in a long time.

And apparently she asked the crowd not to put this video up in YouTube. Haha! Guess what bitch!

Hilary Duff Drinking Like A Fish

Glunp — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 13:53:18 +0000

Hilary Duff was at the Area Nightclub last night drinking the whole time.

Isn’t she only 19? I guess it’s great to be a celebrity. You can drink and do drugs whenever you want. Do we have another Britney or Lindsay on out hands?

Hayden Panettiere is Hawt!

Glunp — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 13:46:36 +0000

Hayden Panettiere is growing up to be one hot piece of ass. Only she has weird chicken wings on her back. But probably that wont stop anyone from humping the heck out of her.

Dakota Fanning Is Growing Up To Be a Beast

Glunp — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 13:41:33 +0000

Dakota Fanning is really creeping me out. I have a feeling that she’ll grow up to be a hideous beast. She’ll be just like the Olsen twins.

Her career as an actress might be over. She isn’t that creepy-smart-cute little girl anymore. Now she’s just creepy. And who wants to see that?

Fellowship Of Gossip with Brittany Daniel

Glunp — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 15:29:27 +0000

Todays links are brought to you by the lovely Brittany Daniel.

Britney Spears has ugly disgusting hair [Celeb Warship]

Rebecca Gayheart naked on a boat [FAC]

The Beckham’s look old and ugly [IBBB]

Marco Dapper naked in Eating Out 2 [GOT]

Venus Williams nip slip [SOW]

Bai Ling’s frightenly huge nipples [Drunken Stepfather]

Reese Witherspoon busted scratching her ass [Yeeeah!]

Jack Nicholson is The Man!

Glunp — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 15:05:16 +0000

When I grow up I want to be just like Jack Nicholson. Now this dude knows how to party. With a lot of beer and bitches.

Jack Nicholson at 70 can party harder than any 20 year old in the world.

I love you Jack!

Old Lady Manboobs

Glunp — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 16:39:30 +0000

Anastacia showed her manly cleavage at a concert in London yesterday.

I don’t know why, but for some reason Anastacia frightens me. I don’t know if it’s the manly build or the crazy deep voice or the fact that she has a pecker.

Please don’t haunt me in my dreams anymore.

Ashley Olsen Looks Weird

Glunp — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 16:33:24 +0000

I really haven’t seen the Olsen twins without their sunglasses so I’m not used to that. But when I saw Ashley Olsen going to Nobu in Malibu without her sunglasses I got scared.

Seems like they wear those HUGE sunglasses to cover their faces for a reason.

Jessica Biel Update

Glunp — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 16:26:36 +0000

It’s been a long time since I have posted something about Jessica Biel and as I know there are MANY people who would really like to see more of here. So here she is at the beach with her dogs yesterday.

Why the angry face tho?